Miscellaneous: Today, I wore my new Brazilian thong bikini to the pool for the...

By BookBabe - 25/03/2012 15:34 - United States - Panorama City

Today, I wore my new Brazilian thong bikini to the pool for the first time. I was lying face down feeling so sexy, until flies started buzzing my butt. FML

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By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML

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By Embarrassed Swimmer - 11/12/2011 07:23 - Australia

Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML

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By mimimi - 30/12/2008 06:24 - France

Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML

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By gross - 09/04/2015 16:00 - United States - Muskegon

Today, I got a bikini as a birthday present. I pulled the bikini bottom out of the box first, only to find a pubic hair stuck to the hygienic liner. FML

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By bargainshopper - 16/10/2012 11:28 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, while at a pool party, I found out the reason I got my new, white bikini at such a bargain price; it goes completely transparent when wet. I only realized this after everyone was staring at me and whistling. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2022 22:00

Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML

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By birdiebeth13 - 10/04/2013 17:41 - United States - Chippewa Falls

Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML

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By volleyballgirl - 28/02/2010 01:11 - United States

Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML

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By canadiankc - 04/06/2009 02:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML

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kieferr 8

Sunday 25 March 2012 20:43

Maybe you should shower...

Ijas 2

Sunday 25 March 2012 20:43

You got that mud butt?

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BRITTANYHUNGRY 0

Sunday 25 March 2012 20:52

Keep that new bikini in the closet..

MsConfusedd 27

Sunday 25 March 2012 20:52

Maybe someone who lost their sense of smell will find you attractive.

gonad_gobbler 1

Sunday 25 March 2012 20:52

You may think wearing skimpy bathing suits that expose your smelly as is ok, butt in reality, that kind of clothing is 'gunna...fly.

bensharp 5

Sunday 25 March 2012 21:43

^that was pathetic...

afdude87 6

Sunday 25 March 2012 22:01

when you read a comment and think, the ****?

TheElderTROLLZ 15

Monday 26 March 2012 6:17

Say that again in English, please.

Weezay 5

Monday 26 March 2012 17:18

184 - best profile ever

sillycart 9

Sunday 25 March 2012 20:53

Wash yourself

llamafish 25

Sunday 25 March 2012 21:26

Define self.

savy7093 9

Sunday 25 March 2012 22:10

Check yo self before you smell yo self.

yourlifesfucked 0

Sunday 25 March 2012 22:16

Maybe she likes to smell like milk steak.

sillycart 9

Monday 26 March 2012 1:02

Omg! With a side of jellybeans!

sillycart 9

Monday 26 March 2012 1:04

69- sorry people put thumbs down for your comment. They don't understand. And they are missing out!

lyssa_jean 7

Sunday 25 March 2012 20:54

ewww id be careful, you dont want to be shittin maggots tomorrow.......

zach2173 4

Sunday 25 March 2012 20:54

That's what happens when you have swamp ass.

gonad_gobbler 1

Sunday 25 March 2012 20:54

ass! i meant to say ass not as.

sbducks 5

Sunday 25 March 2012 23:34

You're dumb.

Girlybanana 2

Monday 26 March 2012 2:12

You also said butt instead of but.

fernclogger 5

Sunday 25 March 2012 20:57

Wipe your ass right

karatekid007 5

Sunday 25 March 2012 20:58

That's really disturbing

LuckyTroll 6

Sunday 25 March 2012 21:02

That's discusting

The_Hitdude 12

Sunday 25 March 2012 22:21

Your spelling is 'disgusting'.

G0odgrief 0

Sunday 25 March 2012 22:25

indeed

kittenvks 11

Monday 26 March 2012 3:04

Seems legit

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Today, I was supposed to be working from home. Instead, I ended up taking the kids out to the park for the morning, because my wife “couldn’t even” today. When we got home, she had demolished two bottles of wine, and was masturbating to a home improvement show. FML

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Today, I thought my dad was finally showing interest in the business I started last year when he asked about my next event. Nope, he just wanted to know if I would hire his step-granddaughter. Her first question: "So, I won't have to do any like, real work right?" Gee, thanks Dad. FML

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Today, my smoke alarm has a tendency to give false alarms. Despite this, it did not go off at all when I was genuinely overcooking food and smoke was everywhere in the house, except for the room I was in. My smoke detector is plotting against me. FML

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Today, my friend and I decided to have a "special intimate" moment together at his house. As soon as I start to really get into it, he said to me, "I sort of wanna do your mom." Way to kill the mood. FML

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Today, my mother thought it would be a wonderful idea to make me late for me own wedding. It wouldn't be so bad if she hadn't focused solely on my sister because my wedding didn't center on her. The sister in question snubbed being my maid of honor over a year ago, and just decided to randomly show up. FML

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Today, while working as a veterinary assistant, an owner stood extremely close to me and kept accidentally petting me instead of her dog. After her dog was examined, she asked me if I'd ever had the chickenpox because she has shingles and it's contagious to those who haven't. I haven't. FML

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Today, my pregnant wife paged my emergency line at work. Thinking she was in serious danger, I raced home and found her hysterically crying. When I asked her what was going on, she replied, "The dogs won't stop barking!" FML

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