Today, I wore my new Brazilian thong bikini to the pool for the first time. I was lying face down feeling so sexy, until flies started buzzing my butt. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML
Today, I got a bikini as a birthday present. I pulled the bikini bottom out of the box first, only to find a pubic hair stuck to the hygienic liner. FML
Today, while at a pool party, I found out the reason I got my new, white bikini at such a bargain price; it goes completely transparent when wet. I only realized this after everyone was staring at me and whistling. FML
Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML
Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML
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kieferr 8
Maybe you should shower...
Ijas 2
You got that mud butt?
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Comments (242)
luvothersmissery 0
Wow did you shower before you put it on or did you just get it all gross
laurensauren 9
107..your picture..D:
A7x4REVer 3
...is awesome. Finished your sentence for you :P
TrippingOnAcid 29
Good on you for feeling comfortable in a thong bikini
ohmandapants 17
84- YOU'RE an epic fail. Have a nice day :-).
animocracka1 0
U probably smelled like trash cause bugs like trash
5t3ff1k4h 47
Herpderp.
Tempest559 12
Going swimming doesn't count as a shower!
kaeleydanielle 0
wash that shit!
vbmg152 19
Flies are attracted to trash!!! YDI for being smelly! Yuck!!
KimberKittyMFC 1
LOL Mud Butt!!! LMFAO take a shower sick bitch! ...or at the VERY LEAST BABY WIPE UR SMELLY ASS!! Epic Fail OP, YDI ...LMFAO all day now, thanx! Muah!
hilary56 0
You're sick!!!!! Take a lap!!!!!! Or a shower! :p
mannequinchaos 5
YDI. You should have applied every mother's rule of "wipe until you don't smell it or see it" or "wear new garments with a clean body." That's just nasty.