Today, I wore my high school letterman jacket while I was out shopping. A man saw me and muttered to his wife about how sad it is some adults can't grow up and continue to wear their high school paraphernalia, constantly trying to relive their senior year. I am a senior. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML
Today, I ran into some friends from high school who had just gotten back from college. We were talking about what happened during our sophomore year. When it was my turn to tell them what I had been doing, all I could say was, "Well, I started wearing V-neck t-shirts and they're pretty comfortable." FML
Today, I discovered that I can fit back into the clothes I wore in High School. I was proud of this until my husband told me that I look like a stuffed sausage in them. FML
Today, my husband's high school friends got together tonight. Nothing more pathetic than listening to a bunch of losers reliving their glory days as high school seniors. I honestly thought I would have picked someone better than this. My husband fucking peaked at 17. FML
Today, I was wearing a letterman jacket that had my school name and "Okinawa Japan" on the back. A high school kid walks up to me and says, "I can't forgive you people for bombing Pearl Harbor." I'm black. FML
Today, it occurred to me that it’s not normal that I still fit into all my clothes from when I was in high school. I’m 24 and I haven’t outgrown any of my clothes since I was 12. FML
Today, I bought a new shirt I thought looked cool. At work, three people complimented me, then each one added a variation of, “My dad has the same one!” By lunch, my confidence had left the building entirely. A coworker even asked if I’d gotten it from the “retro section.” FML
Today, was my high school's senior awards ceremony. Over 400 people were crammed in the hot auditorium. I won five awards and each time I was called up the laughter grew louder. Apparently even the back row could see my pit stains. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML
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fakeaccountX 6
1, you're clearly saying YDI just for the sake of saying it. Eff off.
Madman90 0
I actually like the fact that I look older than I am because people take me more seriously.
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Comments (127)
the_hawk 0
sarcasm doesn't work when ur typing. duh
CallMeHush 1
Ya, but this is what? Your 5th senior year?
Morpheus414 0
.....you heard him mutter all that?
varkey 7
FYL maybe you should have gone up and told him off... you'd have to be pretty darn brave to do so though lol
SooShee 0
You are a senior? A senior citizen?
FunnyCloud 4
Senior year is the final year in an American high school (I think)
LilaBear 2
even in Australia we refer to the final year of school as the senior year, even though we don't use words like freshman and sophomore and whatever else.
izzy0122 0
This isn't a fml. They're dumb for judging you like that. they made a fool of themselves not you. you aren't the one living in the past, you just look older. shouldve told him to shove t up his ass for assuming/judging wrongly out loud when you are in fact a senior.
chippa 24
Sure you're a senior... A senior citizen. BZZZING!
SereniLove 0
at least you're not paying like 50$ for a jacket/jersey/sweater.
Illyssa_fml 4
You should've told him he was stupid and to gently remove his tampon cuz it's none of his business what you do anyways
Krimzon 5
Goddamnit...he's reffering to his OWN feelings, not her. She just reminded him of highschool.