Miscellaneous: Today, I won an academic award during an assembly. Everyone laughed,...

By Colbasaur - 24/06/2010 14:29 - United States

Today, I won an academic award during an assembly. Everyone laughed, followed by booing. FML

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By asdf - 20/06/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, was my high school's senior awards ceremony. Over 400 people were crammed in the hot auditorium. I won five awards and each time I was called up the laughter grew louder. Apparently even the back row could see my pit stains. FML

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By plzdontclapme - 01/07/2012 23:03

Today, I tripped on the way back from collecting a prize in front of 600 students and their parents. I got more applause than I did when collecting the prize. FML

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By Jessey - 18/06/2009 13:05 - United Kingdom

Today, we were having a school prize giving. I heard my name called and I walked up to the stage waving and smiling, feeling rather proud of myself. I stood by the microphone and started my acceptance speech, only to be tapped on the shoulder by the girl they'd actually called up. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 08:21 - Australia

Today, I won an award at school for my hard work. Afterwards, my parents told me off. Why? They wanted my brother to get it instead of me. FML

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By smartgirl - 01/05/2009 23:48 - Canada

Today, at the awards ceremony at my school, I ended up winning the top achievement award in my grade. The principal spent at least ten minutes talking about my success to the audience, the whole time referring to me as a "he" as I stood right next to him. I'm a girl. FML

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By Noname - 09/03/2009 02:48 - United States

Today, I went to an Honors Convocation for my school. I received a letter a few weeks earlier telling me I received an award. Surprised and proud, I invited my family to join me to see what award I was receiving. I couldn't find my name in the program. I was invited by mistake. FML

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By disembob - 03/12/2012 02:26 - United Kingdom

Today, at a talent show, my band got booed before we even started playing. FML

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By JG - 10/05/2012 11:48 - United States - Melbourne

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML

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By crushedsoul - 05/11/2015 21:34 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I attended my school's special invitation-only awards ceremony, relieved that I was getting a much-needed scholarship. I watched all my friends go up and win scholarships. In the end, I only got a certificate for doing well on the PSAT. My whole family showed up for this. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2021 19:59

Today, after giving a speech at college, I did the good ol' mic drop. The microphone fell with a loud bang that was heard through the clapping. FML

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mesnugglez 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 19:03

So at least you won your reward!

Kassandra2011 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 19:09

They're just jealous that your such a genius.

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Eamon128 1

Thursday 24 June 2010 19:09

omg that's horrible!!! kids these days..

Lx416 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 19:10

Envious Jerks haha -Ł

cbc4me 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 19:11

#1- you are beautiful :)

danipoo4u 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 19:14

Shit that's a good thing! They are just mad they didn't win any awards. Be proud and stay in school lol :P

alex112094 5

Thursday 24 June 2010 19:16

I agree with #7

goobly 2

Thursday 24 June 2010 19:16

hahahahahahahaha booooooooooooooo

static_animosity 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 19:17

NERD!!!!!

Raleigh_bruh 7

Thursday 24 June 2010 19:19

Uhh, nerds are awesome? :]

JohnGraveline 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 19:23

Damn right they are.

Person1233 12

Thursday 24 June 2010 19:25

Bill Gates was a nerd...

nerdsgetmehot 22

Thursday 24 June 2010 20:16

I'm a nerd and proud of it...

slatter 1

Thursday 24 June 2010 20:33

nerds end up rich ie bill gates 'be nice to nerds chances are you'll end up working for one'-: bill gates

mcgugs 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 19:17

yup, been there, done that. D:

WeselyDa 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 19:21

u r like mega pretty!!

LoneliestxHobo 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 19:21

I bet you're not ;)

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