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By Colbasaur - 24/06/2010 14:29 - United States

Today, I won an academic award during an assembly. Everyone laughed, followed by booing. FML

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By asdf - 20/06/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, was my high school's senior awards ceremony. Over 400 people were crammed in the hot auditorium. I won five awards and each time I was called up the laughter grew louder. Apparently even the back row could see my pit stains. FML

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By plzdontclapme - 01/07/2012 23:03

Today, I tripped on the way back from collecting a prize in front of 600 students and their parents. I got more applause than I did when collecting the prize. FML

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By Jessey - 18/06/2009 13:05 - United Kingdom

Today, we were having a school prize giving. I heard my name called and I walked up to the stage waving and smiling, feeling rather proud of myself. I stood by the microphone and started my acceptance speech, only to be tapped on the shoulder by the girl they'd actually called up. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 08:21 - Australia

Today, I won an award at school for my hard work. Afterwards, my parents told me off. Why? They wanted my brother to get it instead of me. FML

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By smartgirl - 01/05/2009 23:48 - Canada

Today, at the awards ceremony at my school, I ended up winning the top achievement award in my grade. The principal spent at least ten minutes talking about my success to the audience, the whole time referring to me as a "he" as I stood right next to him. I'm a girl. FML

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By Noname - 09/03/2009 02:48 - United States

Today, I went to an Honors Convocation for my school. I received a letter a few weeks earlier telling me I received an award. Surprised and proud, I invited my family to join me to see what award I was receiving. I couldn't find my name in the program. I was invited by mistake. FML

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By disembob - 03/12/2012 02:26 - United Kingdom

Today, at a talent show, my band got booed before we even started playing. FML

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By JG - 10/05/2012 11:48 - United States - Melbourne

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML

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By crushedsoul - 05/11/2015 21:34 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I attended my school's special invitation-only awards ceremony, relieved that I was getting a much-needed scholarship. I watched all my friends go up and win scholarships. In the end, I only got a certificate for doing well on the PSAT. My whole family showed up for this. FML

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It's never like in the movies

By Anonymous - 06/09/2021 19:59

Today, after giving a speech at college, I did the good ol' mic drop. The microphone fell with a loud bang that was heard through the clapping. FML

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mesnugglez 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 19:03

So at least you won your reward!

Kassandra2011 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 19:09

They're just jealous that your such a genius.

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0H_s0_iiC3Y 0

Friday 25 June 2010 2:26

95 wicked pic yo

xoluvinshayxo 0

Friday 25 June 2010 2:40

aww .. :( at least you got an award for being smarticle :) everyone else can hop off :)

Roflmaoqxz 3

Friday 25 June 2010 2:42

Hooray for thread jacking!

Sheslikeheroin 0

Friday 25 June 2010 2:56

that sucks. just be happy knowing their sorry asses will be working for you years from now -_-

djbrooke12345 0

Friday 25 June 2010 3:12

awwh! that's awful!:( I'm sorry OP

fakeaccountX 6

Friday 25 June 2010 3:16

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

scartown416 0

Friday 25 June 2010 5:05

let them hate you achieved something good

DeathwishCanada 0

Friday 25 June 2010 6:42

In Sovient Russa awards win and boo you .

secretlovee 0

Friday 25 June 2010 7:29

stop acting stupid and no one would laugh. and stop being a jerk and no one would boo.

xElizabeth13x 0

Friday 25 June 2010 7:33

I agreed with the person that said "u can laugh at them when u are making 10 grand a year" tht is so true! lol, this group of guys don't like me because I read too much... ph well, in life, ur gonna have to deal with assholes. in ur case, maybe a thousand assholes :)

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