Today, I won an academic award during an assembly. Everyone laughed, followed by booing. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, was my high school's senior awards ceremony. Over 400 people were crammed in the hot auditorium. I won five awards and each time I was called up the laughter grew louder. Apparently even the back row could see my pit stains. FML
Today, I tripped on the way back from collecting a prize in front of 600 students and their parents. I got more applause than I did when collecting the prize. FML
I'd like to thank…
Today, we were having a school prize giving. I heard my name called and I walked up to the stage waving and smiling, feeling rather proud of myself. I stood by the microphone and started my acceptance speech, only to be tapped on the shoulder by the girl they'd actually called up. FML
Today, I won an award at school for my hard work. Afterwards, my parents told me off. Why? They wanted my brother to get it instead of me. FML
Today, at the awards ceremony at my school, I ended up winning the top achievement award in my grade. The principal spent at least ten minutes talking about my success to the audience, the whole time referring to me as a "he" as I stood right next to him. I'm a girl. FML
Congratulations!
Today, I went to an Honors Convocation for my school. I received a letter a few weeks earlier telling me I received an award. Surprised and proud, I invited my family to join me to see what award I was receiving. I couldn't find my name in the program. I was invited by mistake. FML
Get off!
Today, at a talent show, my band got booed before we even started playing. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML
Today, I attended my school's special invitation-only awards ceremony, relieved that I was getting a much-needed scholarship. I watched all my friends go up and win scholarships. In the end, I only got a certificate for doing well on the PSAT. My whole family showed up for this. FML
It's never like in the movies
Today, after giving a speech at college, I did the good ol' mic drop. The microphone fell with a loud bang that was heard through the clapping. FML
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mesnugglez 0
So at least you won your reward!
Kassandra2011 0
They're just jealous that your such a genius.
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StrawberryBex 0
people are assholes! just know later in life those are the ones whose careers will include serving you fries. f them op, good for u!
jademariie 0
:( well good job haha
TaNmKm 0
That Is so true 26, I am 100% with you there! You guys there are stuck up and self-centered no offence to good ones. P.S if you know who you are you won't get offended. :-)
starDragon_fml 0
good for you when your in college then getting a good paying job they will be the dumb ***** on the corner without a job or a life lol
iamtheplatypus 0
hahaha sucks to be you ******
AkihiroHattori5 0
I thumbed up you just because of your picture. CORRECT use of punctuation marks ftw.
11bellacasey 0
repear
ciaracustard 0
This is why I hate school - it's not learning, it's teenagers.
ghm1234 0
I think I know this guy. he annoyed everybody, hit people, and got people pissed off so they would hurt him so he could tell the principle. that guy was a jackass.
gossip_girl23 0
its not a bed thing to be academic!