Today, I won an academic award during an assembly. Everyone laughed, followed by booing. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, was my high school's senior awards ceremony. Over 400 people were crammed in the hot auditorium. I won five awards and each time I was called up the laughter grew louder. Apparently even the back row could see my pit stains. FML
Today, I tripped on the way back from collecting a prize in front of 600 students and their parents. I got more applause than I did when collecting the prize. FML
I'd like to thank…
Today, we were having a school prize giving. I heard my name called and I walked up to the stage waving and smiling, feeling rather proud of myself. I stood by the microphone and started my acceptance speech, only to be tapped on the shoulder by the girl they'd actually called up. FML
Today, I won an award at school for my hard work. Afterwards, my parents told me off. Why? They wanted my brother to get it instead of me. FML
Today, at the awards ceremony at my school, I ended up winning the top achievement award in my grade. The principal spent at least ten minutes talking about my success to the audience, the whole time referring to me as a "he" as I stood right next to him. I'm a girl. FML
Congratulations!
Today, I went to an Honors Convocation for my school. I received a letter a few weeks earlier telling me I received an award. Surprised and proud, I invited my family to join me to see what award I was receiving. I couldn't find my name in the program. I was invited by mistake. FML
Get off!
Today, at a talent show, my band got booed before we even started playing. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML
Today, I attended my school's special invitation-only awards ceremony, relieved that I was getting a much-needed scholarship. I watched all my friends go up and win scholarships. In the end, I only got a certificate for doing well on the PSAT. My whole family showed up for this. FML
It's never like in the movies
Today, after giving a speech at college, I did the good ol' mic drop. The microphone fell with a loud bang that was heard through the clapping. FML
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mesnugglez 0
So at least you won your reward!
Kassandra2011 0
They're just jealous that your such a genius.
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doctor_itsmylife 3
award you say? hahahahahahah boooooooooooo
emilyk123 0
at least u won da award, screw every1 else
emilyk123 0
OMG 99 ur not supposed 2 b writing a novel
emilyk123 0
ok 117 u r jst an obnocuios retarded ass
emilyk123 0
51 u r an jerky tennager who shood STFU
horrorcane 0
I live in america and I see people who work and study hard shunned everyday.
CrimsonWolf1294 0
lol. nerd. ydi
nerdsgetmehot 23
There's nothing wrong with being a nerd...
Eldir 0
damn right there's not >^^<.
chantelfurtado 0
everyone is just jealous u won an award
jordanlite 16
That sux. You should be proud of yourself! Don't let the cattle get in the way of being successful. You're a rockstar for winning.
pop_555 0
aww that sucks but u probably were ment to have to award good 4 u for earning it, hey and everything happens for a reson right!