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By Anonymous - 05/06/2015 12:21 - Sweden - Goteborg

Today, I was sick, and my voice was really low and raspy. A cute guy smiled at me and said hi, so I said hi too. He looked shocked and said, "Sorry bro, thought you were a girl." I am. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2010 05:52 - United States

Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML

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By luciaspiano - 05/02/2010 00:47 - United States

Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML

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By Lady of Sorrows - 31/01/2009 20:26 - United States

Today, I just went to the bathroom and someone thought I was a guy. FML

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By imsadnow - 31/01/2011 20:01 - United States

Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2015 16:56 - Netherlands - Gennep

Today, I was in a hot tub at a public sauna. After chatting with a friendly couple, I decided to go get some lunch. I was halfway out of the water when the man started laughing and said he'd thought I was a woman. I am. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2013 07:53 - United States - Carbondale

Today, I was complimented by a stranger, who said I looked great in my outfit. I thanked her, and she immediately gave me a fist-bump. I stared curiously, and she explained: she was arguing with her friends about whether I'm a man or a woman. The pitch of my voice was the answer. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2014 16:44 - United States - Rome

Today, I was singing in my dorm. When I left a little later, a cute guy came up to me and asked if I was the girl who'd been singing. I proudly said yes. He replied, "Good thing you finally shut the fuck up!" and walked away. FML

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By Lizzielollipop816 - 18/02/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML

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Hi Zach!

By Breezie - 14/10/2019 20:00 - United States

Today, at work, a customer commented that I look like Zach Galifianakis. I'm a girl. FML

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By xxxchelsiexxx - 06/02/2011 06:02 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML

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AbtractAngela 17

Saturday 6 June 2015 0:48

Tell him that you're a girl who just temporarily lost her voice. He seems like a nice guy. (:

Steffi3 40

Saturday 6 June 2015 0:44

So, tell him

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Steffi3 40

Saturday 6 June 2015 0:44

So, tell him

carllyo 19

Sunday 28 June 2015 4:36

She shouldve just waved

AbtractAngela 17

Saturday 6 June 2015 0:48

Tell him that you're a girl who just temporarily lost her voice. He seems like a nice guy. (:

Megatron_Griffin 25

Saturday 6 June 2015 1:31

Hopefully OP had told him, and hopefully it went well, because there doesn't seem to be many happy endings anymore. The fact that he apologized and didn't attempt to humiliate her for (what he thought) was a blunder, is why I agree that he seems like a nice guy. Hopefully OP gives us an update :)

Megatron_Griffin 25

Saturday 6 June 2015 1:34

For what he thought was a blunder* don't know why I used parenthesis there haha.

tantanpanda 26

Saturday 6 June 2015 7:50

#2, nah, stay silent. Ariel did well with prince Eric. Should be the same here.

1dvos_grl3 21

Saturday 6 June 2015 8:00

Remember #36 Eric almost married another chick. Always skip the drama..

fie26 9

Sunday 7 June 2015 5:36

He said hi. He must be nice. -_-

Megatron_Griffin 25

Sunday 7 June 2015 17:47

#48, him saying "hi" isn't why we said he was nice. The fact that he apologized and didn't try to humiliate her is why he is nice. He thought he had truly made a mistake which probably made him feel embarrassed..a lot of people would have tried to humiliate the other person to get the heat off them

Bricktothehead 21

Saturday 6 June 2015 0:50

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Grayness_ 26

Saturday 6 June 2015 2:07

how stupid are you bro? she said ".. I thought you were a girl" come on mate.

Pat5519 14

Saturday 6 June 2015 5:05

Agree with #14. What an idiotic comment #3. Maybe you need to reevaluate your inner sexual desires...

logicnazi 18

Saturday 6 June 2015 7:55

I also agree with #14, but #27, what does not paying attention to their comment or being an idiot (whichever was the issue) have to do with his/her sexual orientation or desires? Your comment doesn't contain any more logic or attention to detail than the comment you're criticizing.

HappyItalian 38

Saturday 6 June 2015 0:52

I say make use of your new baritone voice by joining an a cappella group! Lol (I'm kidding. Don't worry too much about it OP, just concentrate on getting back to a healthy state again.)