Money: Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving...

By Noname - 19/01/2009 10:26 - Canada

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2010 09:07 - Canada

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By AJShow80 - 13/04/2009 08:51 - United States

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 16:13 - United States

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By BigMoney - 07/09/2011 17:25 - United States

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By Dora - 12/10/2009 13:21 - Canada

Today, I won 10,555 dollars on scratch cards! My sister got me to do a happy dance and filmed it. The video is on facebook and the tickets were fake. FML

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By SwingingChili - 27/10/2015 05:49

Today, to prove a point to my brother that playing the lotto isn't a sure thing. I got a $10 scratcher. Thinking I'd get nothing or maybe just another scratcher, I ended up winning a free scratcher plus $100. The second scratcher I got an additional $50. Now he's even more confident he'll win every time. FML

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mellowyellowww 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 20:31

i hope you gave him the money to buy himself some hands. but i bet you didn't. selfish.

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This made me laugh for 3 whole minutes.

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doyougiveacrap 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 10:51

why are these comments modorated

ceinaworus 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 7:39

today some lucky asshole won 5k and tried to give me a high five, but I have no arm. FML

TiNyBuBbLeZ 0

Friday 13 May 2011 6:25

^^^ go back to 1st grade and learn how to spell correctly

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