Today, I won 10,555 dollars on scratch cards! My sister got me to do a happy dance and filmed it. The video is on facebook and the tickets were fake. FML
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Today, I scratched a lottery ticket I had gotten for my birthday and won $10,000. In celebration, I jumped up and raised my hands directly into a ceiling fan. Oh, and it was a fake ticket. FML
Today, I got a scratcher lottery ticket, scratched it in the store, and won $5,000! I screamed and danced around. The guy next to me shoved me over, yanked the ticket from my hands, and tore ass out the door. The cops couldn't find him. FML
Today, to prove a point to my brother that playing the lotto isn't a sure thing. I got a $10 scratcher. Thinking I'd get nothing or maybe just another scratcher, I ended up winning a free scratcher plus $100. The second scratcher I got an additional $50. Now he's even more confident he'll win every time. FML
Today, it's my mother's birthday. She received the ultimate gift from my brother, who told her he had just been accepted into medical school. I bought her scratch-offs. She won a dollar. FML
Today, I went to get a scratch off lottery ticket, and the dude in front of me got the same one I was going to get. He won 500 dollars. I got 2 bucks. FML
Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML
Today, I won 20 dollars on a lotto scratch off. My friend, pissed, makes me split the money, saying it was collateral for the gas money used to get us there. He then used his 10 dollars on a scratch off, and won 500 dollars. The jackass wouldn't split it. FML
Today, behind a cabinet, I found a scratch-off lottery ticket I hadn't scratched yet. After scratching it off, I realized it's a $2,500 winner. The lottery commission won't accept it because they stopped using that game 2 years ago. FML
Today, while buying lottery tickets, I mixed up "jackpot" and "scratch off" and asked for "$10 worth of jackoffs." FML
Today, my Dad called me to tell me that he had finally won the lottery and that I no longer had to worry about trying to find a way to pay for school. I was so excited I started crying. He then told me that he won $5 on a scratch off lotto ticket. He bought a sandwich. Funny dad. FML
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AngelRaven89 0
I think that is so cruel to do to a person...
Brooklynxman 0
3 easy steps to solving the problem Kill her. Hack her facebook. Remove it. Step 4-Bonus step: Get $10,000 from her will.
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Comments (65)
Allymeme 3
You deserve it for falling for it.
Arohanui 1
So this is a really crappy move that your sister pulled, but let's be serious for a minute. Who wins $10,555 on a lottery ticket? That's the most fake amount of money I've ever heard of.
Klu_Klayu 0
Quit being such a pussy, it couldn't have been that bad. So what if it was embarassing, people should be able to take shit like this and laugh at if. YDI for being and idiot and thinking this was FML worthy
Clitastrophe 0
Post it on YouTube. That's all I'm saying.
South_Park_Shay 0
Oh, boo freakin hoo, you were embarrassed by something fake. Get over it.
YourMomxD 8
Are you a guy or a girl?
JournalKeeper 0
hahaha!! i saw that video that was kinda ****** up but funny you should do more
beans248 0
LMFAO! thats awsome.
DameGreyWulf 1
And this is why I never get excited about anything ever.
Vaetrus 0
You must be fun to watch in the sack then. /sarcasm. Pwned OP.
DameGreyWulf 1
Generally I tend to dislike noisy, pain-faced gals anyway.
fanstasia 5
Wow! That's a pretty good prank. I'll have to remember that one. Oh, eh… sorry about the fake tickets.
DameGreyWulf 1
Really, you've never heard of it? I swear there's a segment of it all the time on the shows with funny videos.
anonymoustache_fml 0
I found it. It is real. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCaLZvoLF_U
KooKs_14 0
May ur crotch be attacked by a plague of a thousand flees.