Today, I won 10,555 dollars on scratch cards! My sister got me to do a happy dance and filmed it. The video is on facebook and the tickets were fake. FML
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Today, I scratched a lottery ticket I had gotten for my birthday and won $10,000. In celebration, I jumped up and raised my hands directly into a ceiling fan. Oh, and it was a fake ticket. FML
Today, I got a scratcher lottery ticket, scratched it in the store, and won $5,000! I screamed and danced around. The guy next to me shoved me over, yanked the ticket from my hands, and tore ass out the door. The cops couldn't find him. FML
Today, to prove a point to my brother that playing the lotto isn't a sure thing. I got a $10 scratcher. Thinking I'd get nothing or maybe just another scratcher, I ended up winning a free scratcher plus $100. The second scratcher I got an additional $50. Now he's even more confident he'll win every time. FML
Today, it's my mother's birthday. She received the ultimate gift from my brother, who told her he had just been accepted into medical school. I bought her scratch-offs. She won a dollar. FML
Today, I went to get a scratch off lottery ticket, and the dude in front of me got the same one I was going to get. He won 500 dollars. I got 2 bucks. FML
Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML
Today, I won 20 dollars on a lotto scratch off. My friend, pissed, makes me split the money, saying it was collateral for the gas money used to get us there. He then used his 10 dollars on a scratch off, and won 500 dollars. The jackass wouldn't split it. FML
Today, behind a cabinet, I found a scratch-off lottery ticket I hadn't scratched yet. After scratching it off, I realized it's a $2,500 winner. The lottery commission won't accept it because they stopped using that game 2 years ago. FML
Today, while buying lottery tickets, I mixed up "jackpot" and "scratch off" and asked for "$10 worth of jackoffs." FML
Today, my Dad called me to tell me that he had finally won the lottery and that I no longer had to worry about trying to find a way to pay for school. I was so excited I started crying. He then told me that he won $5 on a scratch off lotto ticket. He bought a sandwich. Funny dad. FML
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AngelRaven89 0
I think that is so cruel to do to a person...
Brooklynxman 0
3 easy steps to solving the problem Kill her. Hack her facebook. Remove it. Step 4-Bonus step: Get $10,000 from her will.
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Ninjaface 0
Don't worry, everyone will have forgotten about it in a few days. Unless your "happy dance" is the disfigured mutant lovechild of the Robot, Thriller, and the Macarina (yes, that's three dances, don't ask). I'd pay to see that *hint hint*
Mx_Rider 6
47th! and that sucks for u buddy
Live_And_Let_Liv 0
that's friken hilarious!!!
broadway_fml 0
What "real" lottery has an offset amount of $10,555 to believe you actually won?
zombieattack 0
HAHAH that's rich, too bad you aren't.
JennaRae24 0
That sucks. :/ So... where can I find this video? Lol.
mommatee09 0
dam ure sista is shady lol but i got my sista w/ da same thing lol
Hurt16 0
the total alone should have gave u a clue it's usually like $5, $10, $90, $10,00... e.t.c not no $10,555
flipsui305 0
u shoulda happy danced all over her face! u don't prank ppl with large amounts of money especially the way things are now
Gabbiegummies 4
that sucks