By pinkblankets - 19/04/2009 01:55 - United States

Today, I woke up with really dry, chapped lips. Still in bed, without my glasses on, I sleepily reached down into my purse for some chapstick and applied it. Upon awakening later I realized I had mistaken a mini Sharpie permanent marker for chapstick. I have a job interview today. FML
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Same thing different taste

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collegegirl8 0

how does drawing on your lips with a sharpie remotely feel like putting on chapstick?

mylifesucks52 0

you can use nail polish remover. it wont taste good but its that or sharpie. you can also use rubbing alcohol

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how can you mistake a sharpie for chap stick, even if you wake up extremely tired

#20: Yeah, that'll heighten the chance of getting the job by loads!

Virgin_Tea 0

You deserved this one. Sorry. But how can you think a sharpie is a chap stick? It smells and feels differently

is your job interview for the Sharpie company by chance? if it is, then you may of given them a new idea!!

Sharpies are also much thinner around than Chaptick and don't have flat ends or edges. Wtf?

That's just hilarious. XD I'm sorry, kid, but give it a week and you'll laugh.

yeahh it is way different to open a sharpie than to open a chapstick. if this actually happened to you then ydi

You would have known immediately by the smell and feel of a Sharpie on your lips. Fake.

rocksta9000 0

actually, certain spray on sunscreen gets sharpie off of skin, as well as plastic objects and white boards =D