Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML
Today, my cat head-butted me awake as usual. I reached to pet him, but it wasn't his face I touched. It was the still-twitching corpse of the disemboweled rat he held in his jaws. FML
Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML
Today, I woke up to a mouse sitting on my pillow and chewing on my hair. FML
Today, my cat brought home a bloody, barely-living mouse. The thing managed to escape and dragged itself into a crack in the wall, where it must have died. The only way to get it out before it starts to stink up the place is by demolishing the wall. FML
Today, I awoke at two in the morning to my cat putting his most recent kill on my chest. When I jumped up screaming, the dead mouse went flying and now my husband and I can't find it. Better yet, now both my husband and my cat are giving me the silent treatment. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Today, my cat was looking a little peaky. After craning my neck to check for lumps under his chin, he felt this was the perfect time to throw up a half-digested mouse onto my face. FML
Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML
Today, I set up a mouse trap to kill the rodent plaguing my kitchen. While lying in bed, I heard an unmistakable snap, and ran to see what I'd caught. The mouse trap was missing. I now have a large, angry, and possibly dying animal running around my house. FML
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Top comments
LaughinStock 16
Huh seems like Tom finally caught Jerry :)
RedPillSucks 33
She brings you presents and all you do is complain.
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Comments (112)
hateevryone 15
Ewwww what a sickening sound.
kiraleann 16
It's even worse when the cat makes eye contact with you while crunching the poor mouse.
BunBunBabe 8
Been there..
Ruffclue 9
Poor mouse my ass.
legend777 7
Tastes better than Meow Mix
ApologyKick 25
And you've tried both?
legend777 7
Nope but I have cats. Obviously if they catch and eat more mice than meow mix it tastes better
BradTheBrony 19
Hey, if I were a cat, I'd probably just catch 'em for the challenge. But yeah, they probably would taste better to a cat, considering one is meat, GLORIOUS MEAT! (angelic chorus) And the other is dried factory barf. (wha wha whaaaa)
snazzydazzy 0
Awesome!
Birdie_Sage 0
That's an animal even I have to stay away from!
flashback.miss 28
Bone soup, anyone? I kid, I kid, but *shudder*
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Kitty is on his job.
kat2812 1
my cat sits on top of the fridge as she awaits her prey. what i never understood is why cats (every cat i have ever had) will play with them (torture them) for a long time before actually killing them. so many times i have saved mice from being murdered. has anyone ever tried to get a mouse away from their cat? my cat turns evil, starts growling and moving around all weird.
boydeee01 7
Nope. My old cat just clawed the shit out of it.
Medic3 4
Cleanly killing their prey is a learned skill that is normally taught to growing kittens. Typically, this is done by a neck bite crushing the spine or throat (depending on the size of the predator and the prey). Adult cats who play with their prey ("torture it") are usually just playing. If it dies and smells good, they may also eat it, but they are not practiced at killing quickly and cleanly. My (now elderly) cat brought me a squirrel once. Laid it out on the doormat with just a clean neck bite.