By hobo - 17/05/2015 17:47 - Canada - Chilliwack

Today, I woke up to "we're leaving". I'm now homeless because my Dad and his girlfriend got into an argument over toilet paper. FML
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Should I Stay or Should I Go?

By Anonymous - 17/07/2022 01:00 - United Kingdom

Today, after my housemate handed in his notice to vacate without telling me beforehand, I had few days whilst working to make a decision to stay or vacate. In a panic, I chose vacate. On my day off I sat down with my finances and discovered I can't afford elsewhere. I asked to stay, my landlord put up rent by 50%. I might now become homeless. FML
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steveykinz0967 16

Wow their relationship is really in the toilet.

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Allornone 35

you roll the paper over, not under, dammit.

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gearhead369 20

Let's be honest, a clean bum is a happy bum. Someone doesn't have a happy bum!

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Reasonable_one 12

Your Dad really should not have TP'd his girlfriend's parent's house...

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teapotrevolt 27

That's not what happened at all. Where does it say girlfriends parents? Had nothing to do with any parent other than op's father.

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MattStro 23

I would definitely love some more details OP

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daken96 21

Did she get the wrong kind again? Your dad might be very sensitive down there.

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Attacksloth 33

If their relationship is THAT fragile, they should honestly re-evaluate it.

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igg125 30

If always have to fix it if it's under.

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mergeterge 24

People are assuming the fight was about HOW to put it on (over or under). What if one of them got mad because the other is one of those vile souls who uses up one role, puts the cardboard on the floor, and then rips apart the new role and leaves it on the counter?

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musdesimd 18

no, ppl r are makin jokes about the situation, called humor

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MrsLighthouse 8

#23- I have a cat and a three year old. Over, under, no way is safe.

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hailhydra 6

so... wanna tell us more or should we just wait for your fml about toilet paper

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