By xXxtwilightLUV95xXx - 08/03/2010 15:14 - United States

Today, I woke up to the most awkward breakfast of my life. Apparently, last night after taking my sleeping pill, I went into my mom's room and started spilling secrets left and right. Secrets about my current crush, the people I've hooked up with, and how when I say I'm going over to my friend Beth's house, I'm really seeing a guy. FML
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cocacola999 27

I wish I had taken a look at the username and learnt that OP is either 12 or at least at the mental level of a 12-year-old, before clicking FYL.

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CharliePoops 0

I don't know where this is goin but I wanna get in on it >:)

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ferrarimach1 0

wow u might wanna switch to a diff pill fyl if it did that make sure u check what else it does just to be safe

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liveloveandownit 0

You should have taken the "Blue" pill. Leave the rabbit hole alone.

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tboudre 0

sounds like a another case of FML curtosey of ambien!

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brii_g 0

so what was for breakfast then?! :)

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SavageFOLK 0

138 spoke my mind.

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EricJ 3

Don't take that sleeping pill, again. Count sheep, instead.

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blastvortex 3

So now your family gets to know the real you. That's cool. YDI.

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