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I don't even think that's an over reaction
killing is not even cruel enough.
let's get married :D
Then they won't work out? But then the OP will get fat!
dangerous rain? i've lost count of the amount of times i have stepped out my house only to be almost beaten to death by the rain. deadly.
tell his mom she's a bitch and her son is a fucktard
was it acid rain cos that sulfur is badddd for you ;)
Yes, the only FMLs accepted are those written by a reclusive group of ostrich people. That's why the OPs hardly ever comment on their own FMLs, because they're hiding their heads in the sand, knowing that some people will be unnecessarily cruel in the comments.
haha nice 145
What are you, 15?
haha what the ****
win
185. BOOOO GET OFF THE STAGE!
Amen!
well....that shit is NOT going to work out. .....And failure to you too because no offense, but you need to get better taste op. -__-
OP is already fat - hence her husband's comment (which is actually just him planning ahead). what you mean is "OP will get FATTER"!
#20, I love your pic. Forgive me if I'm asking the obvious but do you live with your mil? I can't even fathom how desperate I'd have to be to do that and I usually get on with my in-laws. If you are over 18 (cross fingers), tell her that you appreciate the support but you are an adult and free to make your iwn decisions no matter how foolish or life-threatening they may be. And as for your husband, tell him that you are his closest family now and he'd jolly well better remember that.
YDI for being alive.
I was about to post that, dammit.
slap her in the face and tell her to go do the laundry. if she refuses put her in a cage and leave. dang woman will learn not to mess with you!
Damn u kno how to take charge. lol I like that tho xD. Seriously tho she's married n she got "grounded" u. Nxt your gonna lose ur tv priveledges OP
Hahaha #93 I was thinking the exact same thing,the way you said it made me laugh alot!
tell your husband to grow a pair and deal, 'cause this is B-B-B-BULLSHIT!!!
@260 yea thts wat i thot
/commits suicide
**** her, dont **** him, get a baseball bat to threaten her with
this is almost as bad as the about the stepmother that threw out her daughters last memory of her birth mother
@190 and 145 I'm laughing so hard at your comment I have tears coming down my face
tell him if he's serious he won't work out
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Show it anywayWoah, wait just a minute, TruckMom! Logical reasoning isn't accepted by most people here on the FML comments.
wow muslim really? from sexist jokes to rasism ... fail
What the hell, TruckMom? Do you even know what you're going on about? A man does not have authority over a woman in Islam and nor is he being un-muslim just because he let's his mom control him and wife. Sheesh, the ignorance. And how do I know that? Because my family is Muslim and the average Muslim is moderate. But then again your ethnicity reflects your religion and Muslims of Pakistan/India are very moderate/liberal like my family considering we're Pakistani.
The only thing that's made me laugh harder than #61 was the cockmeat sandwich FML a couple of weeks ago.
wow tell your husband to grow some balls and stick up for you
Are you or the OP by any chance desi? That's the only explanation.
Yup. Someone Pakistani or Indian since they still use the concept of joint-families where the son and his wife kids live in the same house w/ his parents. I can't think of anything else as to why a wife has to answer to het husband's mother. Not saying all desis are like that, I'm Pakistani and we have that concept in our family. Not all of them but there are quite a few.
#189 Desi are BY FAR not the only people in the world who live that way. Come take a look at some parts of Asia...
Right, it's still in some parts of Asia and the Middle East too.
I hope for your sake he was kidding. fyl.
Hey. Rain is dangerous. I went out in the rain once and Jesus appeared to me in a puddle. We looked at each other for a few minutes, and then he said,"Moo." I then opened my mouth to reply, but right before I could say something Bob Marley hit me in the head with a four foot long joint and stole all of my Chuck E. Cheese tokens. Now I always carry around an umbrella.
No, Micheal Jackson carried around a giant ***** DIGUISED as an umbrella. There's a difference. You know, cause umbrellas don't get shoved up people's asses. (unless they're in a ghetto porno)
@147. WINNN
ooooo ninjaz pic!
can i help beat his ass?
what de hell is that dangerous rain!!??
It's when it rains fire.
or hail, or acid rain... or if it was raining scissors
Earlier it was raining guns... that was pretty dangerous; those things are heavy!
Dangerous rain can be classified as "cats and dogs". In reality it's your crazy upstairs neighbor throwing cats
lol so true
LoL @321 but srysly, its called a volcano. if that happens you're pretty much effd in the aye anyways so you might as well dance in the (fire) rain
you're an adult. stand up for yourself and leave both their sorry asses
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she needs to die
tell him if he's serious he won't work out