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By xXxtwilightLUV95xXx - 08/03/2010 15:14 - United States

Today, I woke up to the most awkward breakfast of my life. Apparently, last night after taking my sleeping pill, I went into my mom's room and started spilling secrets left and right. Secrets about my current crush, the people I've hooked up with, and how when I say I'm going over to my friend Beth's house, I'm really seeing a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 11:49 - United States

Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML

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By Moeswifey - 24/10/2010 17:11 - United States

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making breakfast. I thought he was making it for me, so I sat at the table. When he walked over with his plate, he said, "Oh, I didn't know you were here!" I'd slept in the same bed with him last night. FML

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ur mom gay

By Anonymous - 02/05/2018 01:30

Today, I pretended to be asleep when my mom and her best friend came home because I was tired as hell and I didn't want to be around them. I was then treated to a loud conversation about my mom's first time with a woman through our paper-thin walls. FML

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By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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By VacationTSA - 19/02/2009 16:29 - United States

Today, I woke up in a girls bed, that I have had a crush on for two years. She was sleeping on the floor with someone else. FML

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Not now, mom!

By Anonymous - 28/09/2020 18:02 - United States - Gillette

Today, my mother showed up to pick something up from my house. I was sleeping and before I knew it she was in my bedroom, jumping on my bed, saying hi to my ex-girlfriend who she thought was with me. It wasn't my ex, and I doubt that girl will ever want to hang out again after that awkward morning. FML

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By Noname - 06/02/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

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By Dirty_Mind_69 - 20/07/2013 08:35 - United States - Shreveport

Today, I came home from work to my hot roommate cooking and wearing nothing but an apron. She pulled me into her room and things went great. At least, they did before I woke up in the break room with my coworkers and boss all gathered around, listening to me talking in my sleep. FML

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She's got it going on!

By Heartbroken - 08/08/2018 07:00 - United States

Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML

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By breeeeeh - 21/06/2013 22:18 - France - Brou-sur-chantereine

Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML

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Monday 8 March 2010 23:18

I wish I had taken a look at the username and learnt that OP is either 12 or at least at the mental level of a 12-year-old, before clicking FYL.

n1rvanat1zed 0

Monday 8 March 2010 23:12

That's just uncool.

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karinerz 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 5:04

Oh that must really suck.

bellem1122 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 5:30

YDI. how old are u to need sleeping pills?

orangesodaftw 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 6:12

I don't dislike Twilight because it's cool to dislike it. I hate it because it looks as though it was written by a four year old.

Austino713 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 6:36

What the frick im a dude i dont hate twilight sure ill admit they culd have found a better bella and edward and first movie sucked balls but second was okay and the books were great! Why the frick does everyone nag on Twilight it was an okay thing ive seen waaaaay worse movies though. Ill say it clearly for you people who failed at reading... I am a GUY and i LIKE Twilight... edward can go die... but keep Cedric :)

mzhonesty 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 7:05

Glitter is for first graders. Go read Anne Rice. If you like Twilight, then you obviously don't read enough books.

strength413 8

Tuesday 9 March 2010 7:10

wow, um you're gay first off, and secondly, pretty sure that they were written at like a fifth grade level. if you thought that the books were great, i suggest reading more books. if you do, you'll quickly realize why they get made fun of so much, well that and the fact that everyone who likes them makes a huge deal out of it cause they think it's so cool that they read a trendy subpar book, i bet you like james patterson too, although i could give you a pass for that, at least his are entertaining.

lenin 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 6:56

Twilight? 95!??! You're only like 14 and already whoring yourself out to random kids? good luck with your venereal health...

the_boo 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 7:00

134, I was just wondering if you expected anyone to actually read a comment that long.

xox_Bree_xox 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 7:30

i LOL'd ... YDI

Monikabug 9

Tuesday 9 March 2010 7:32

@134, I will have you know that I did read your comment. Lol Also, I can certainly understand your point of view now. I did not mean that you should tell your mom everything, I only meant that you should not lie about being at Beth's house, when you are really at your boyfriend's house, or silly things like that, where if your mother would find out it could seriously sever your relationship. Lying about where you go, who you are seeing, what you are doing, things of that nature.