By DOGSNACHER - 29/12/2009 03:43 - United States

Today, I woke up to my whole room ruined, it was a mess and everything was torn and chewed up. I suddenly see a dog walk across the hall. I don't have a dog. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 372
You deserved it 2 535

Same thing different taste

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randomdude1234 0

Think about it logically. Who would want to do this to you. Then seek REVENGE!!!

You must be a very deep sleeper if it tore up your room and didn't wake you

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AntiChrist7 0

Door. Lock. The. Make a sentence out of the following words

steveman 0

lmao #12: but this is likely fake, like most of the FML's. 1st: how would the dog get in 2nd: how did the dog know what room to go into 3rd: how did u sleep thru that, and/or the other people living with you. 4th: a dog wouldn't trash a room and JUST leave.. he would get on ur be or something MOST LIKELY FAKE

my dog is very small and can easier carry books to the corner to chew very silently. I am more puzzled over the name of the OP!

Wasn't this a FML from earlier in the week?

neverminddd 0
infantry831 0

sooooooooooooooo dumb how is this a fml. your lucky the dog didn't rape you. kick rocks

BUMPUSES!!!!! YOU SONS OF BITCHES!!!!!!

cobratits 0

ummm do you sleep with your front door open? how the f does a strange dog get in your house in the middle of the night without you hearing it? all I know is I'm gonna miss a whole lot less tv now that you opened my eyes to dogs being able to open doors by themselves,so thanks.

I imagine the OP lives in a dorm and someone opened the unlocked door and put the dog in. Then after a while opened it again..only way this FML makes a lick of sense...