Today, I woke up on the last day of my vacation at the beach to find that my dog had chewed a hole in the wall of my rented house, 2 hours before the owner arrived to check for any damage. FML
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Today, my dog chewed through his leash, so I had to take him inside to prevent him from running off. I went to bed. I woke up to torn-up blinds, half-ate sandals, and a very, very anxious cat due to my dog running after her and trying to sniff her butt. FML
Today, I came home from my vacation. My sister had been taking care of my dog and my apartment while I was away. As I walked in, I was greeted by a floor covered in poop and a destroyed couch. FML
Today, I woke up to my whole room ruined, it was a mess and everything was torn and chewed up. I suddenly see a dog walk across the hall. I don't have a dog. FML
Today, my husband left our untrained puppy out of its kennel when he left for work. I got home and all of the baby books my parents just bought for us that were on the coffee table in a backpack were completely destroyed, along with the bag, and parts of our wall. FML
Today, I came home after a two week vacation to find that my wonderful dog had pooped and peed all over my room. My mother was kind enough to dog-sit; however, instead of helping me by cleaning up the horrid mess, she just left me coupons for Glade plug-in air fresheners. FML
Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML
Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML
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DaniPandi 22
Looks like chew are in trouble. Your dog sounds like a bitch.
Wakachulak 22
Blame it on the dog! Oh wait...
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DaniPandi 22
Looks like chew are in trouble. Your dog sounds like a bitch.
CallMeWindSock 24
Time to hang some unnecessarily low paintings!
daniel_0084 14
Aren't all dogs "bitches"
Snazzy_Snaz 17
only female dogs are bitches
TheCanucklehead 22
Do what any good hearted and trustworthy person would do. Move the sofa in front of the hole and say it looks better there
ex_stripper_jk 20
I had a dog who did similar things OP. BUT... He was starved for attention, and leaving him alone made him feel abandoned. I truly believe that dogs are like kids. And you wouldn't leave a kid alone at home while you went on vacay, would you? You honestly should've found a good friend to pet-sit or boarded your dog while you were away. I don't want to say it because I empathize, but my heart is with the dog here.... YDI.
ex_stripper_jk 20
Wow. Can I retract that entire comment above because I'm a dumbass and didn't read the FML properly? I guess that's what happens when I read these things with one eye open and half asleep in bed. Sorry for the utter fail... And yes, your life sucks OP. Get your pup to obedience school though.
ravingroadkill 11
Were you living in a cardboard box?! What kind of wall can a dog chew through?
Wakachulak 22
Blame it on the dog! Oh wait...
ottokat 15
I wonder if you could say a raccoon got in and did it? Or if an animal doing it is classified as not your fault? This is why most landlords hate animals.
scotty910 9
Sounds like a bad morning and a ruined vacation
dallaschloe2 15
Yeah, it does sound like a ruff morning.
Zimmington 21
If it was me I'd break some more (not so valuable stuff) and say someone broke in.
annie_nk 23
For what reason? To prove you're a dick?
SuperDanielNL 23
Who would believe that, I mean a hole chewed in a wall? I never heard of burglars chewing through walls.
Zimmington 21
No, because I was assuming it was his stuff. I didn't see it said beach house.
Zimmington 21
12- No they were dog-burglars. You'd be surprised how smart they are.
MateRicks 18
Bitches be crazy.
lollypop30001 19
That's why you leave your dog in a kennel or a cage when in a new place.
turdlett 4
I agree. My dogs are diggers and chewers. They are trained to go in the crate when on vacation now because I've paid too much in damage due to their away from home behavior.
alycion 39
My dog is crate trained for that very reason. Smart breeds get destructive when they are bored. As much as the damage sucks, be thankful the dog didn't eat something that could have killed it. Crate training can be a pain at first, but all of my dogs love it now. When I travel, they have a familiar place to go and it keeps the stress of travel low.
ottokat 15
See, my dogs aren't diggers or chewers, but they're so big that their tails knock vases off of tables. I have to ask, why did the dog chew the wall? Which is more likely, that it was out of nervousness or that something was in the wall?
hienzburgess 9
and that's when you switch to an earlier flight and flee for your life.
SuperDanielNL 23
Somehow I believe OP is a tad to blame for this one, wouldn't the dog make a load of noise while chewing. Besides it's your pet so your responability. It still suck though, I hope it won't be too expensive or you have insurance.
AGB10 19
Aren't you glad it happened on the last day and not earlier ..you got to enjoy a good vacation Atleast
football98_fml 20
just run away and never return!!!