Today, I woke up to my Playstation 3 and my laptop missing and window open. My dad faked a robbery to see me freak out. FML
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Today, I was taking a nap while my mom was at work. I woke up when she came home and didn't think anything of it so I went back to sleep. When I woke up again, I went downstairs and our 52" plasma screen TV, my xbox 360, and $1500 computer were all stolen. I'm guessing that wasn't my mom. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML
Today, after being in Europe for a month, I got home to find my door wide open and all my stuff gone. I called my dad who was supposed to be watching my house. He told me I should have had someone check on my place while I was gone. FML
Today, I woke up, only to find my Xbox missing. Thankfully I have a security camera discreetly wired up in the tree on my lawn. Checking the tapes, I saw my brother park outside my house, let himself in with his spare key, then drive off with my missing equipment. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML
Today, I arrived at my apartment to find the door kicked in. Inside, I found my TV, Xbox, stereo, CDs, and laptop had all been stolen. When my roommate got home, I told him about it, to which he replied, "Yeah, I left my keys inside this morning, so I kicked the door in to get them." He'd left, leaving the door kicked in. FML
Today, my dad called, saying he was in town and that he wanted to see me. I was excited, thinking he wanted to come see my new apartment. Turns out he just wanted to borrow my Xbox. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
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Big_Red_138 3
Get him back, steal his Viagra. Watch him freak out because of limp dick...just an idea.
lovinit5683 0
Okay that is funny but wrong. You can always get him back though.
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Comments (147)
nananabatmannnn 0
Kick his ass. You don't mess with someone's playstation. That's a motherfucking death wish.
bearkat 0
I would hit him in the head with the PS3. what a douchebag.
onthetoilet 3
get outside and get some fresh air, it will do you good
Reina1123 0
Why can't my parents ever do something like that? It'd be sooo funny
tinypurplegiant 0
haaaa favorite fml today :D
sblhaine 0
your dad is hilarious!
Vindishu 2
Your dad's a dingleberry, lol. And at least you can still play ps3, and haven't been banned or some shit from the 360.. *my sob story here*
bytez0r 3
hillarius! epic dad
fmlfmlihatemysel 0
whats ur online name?? im aswans1 add me on psn people
fmlfmlihatemysel 0
why u moderate this
EvanM2894 1
If he came in and took your stuff from your house without your permission, it's not a fake robbery, no matter his claim.