By talker - 14/11/2012 06:14 - United States - Middletown

Today, I discovered both how much I really talk to myself when I'm drinking alone and how thin the walls of my apartment are. I heard my own slurred voice coming from my neighbor's apartment. They had recorded me and made a mixtape of some of the more interesting things I had said. FML
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I really hope that mixtape winds up on YouTube so we can all hear it...also getting drunk by yourself a lot often leads to alcoholism OP, so watch out

"Ahhhh and I fuckinggg.... I.... I.... I fucking love ma neighbors. You know what? Imma give them $1,000 dollars tomorrow!" No wonder the neighbors are recording this stuff.

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I really hope that mixtape winds up on YouTube so we can all hear it...also getting drunk by yourself a lot often leads to alcoholism OP, so watch out

I wish we could hear it. 'Drunk ramblings of our neighbour' blog coming soon.

Drinking alone doesn't necessarily lead to alcoholism but you do tend to drink more than you would if you're with someone else. I know this because I do drink alone not because I don't have friends (okay no lie, I don't lol) but some times I just need to be even more alone and by talking to myself I'm able to say things to my imaginary friend that I'd otherwise bottle inside. It is such a sad excuse that you're life sucks to be drinking alone. I know the pain and suffering and wish people would stop harming themselves. :(. I feel your pain OP.

We totally need to hear highlights. "*mumble mumble* ... well, thass wha' the chicken said!"

#2 i'm thinking "Shit my drunk neighbour says" :')

They have no life

OP you need to get out more. If you must drink don't do it alone.

"Ahhhh and I fuckinggg.... I.... I.... I fucking love ma neighbors. You know what? Imma give them $1,000 dollars tomorrow!" No wonder the neighbors are recording this stuff.

Ask the if you can hear the tape, then if there is anything incriminating on it ask for it. But let them have their fun and you can have yours.

Honestly OP, I freaking love your neighbors. I don't see how this is an FML thought because nobody made you drink, but you did. They were just having a little fun recording the voice of their hilarious drunk neighbor.

Blackmail material.

It's like a highlights package of your own life, WIN!!!!!

So you're a talkative alcoholic who lives in a slum with paper-thin walls? You surely do sound like a catch. I'm absolutely stunned you're still single. Wow.

Well he could also be taken, it doesn't say whether he's single or not. :)

Worst doctor ever.

Invite them over to drink with you?

Interesting, hope your neighbors are nice enough to upload it for all of us to hear. Lets just hope you didn't say anything incriminating. OP I would recommend going out to a bar next time. There are plenty like you there, who knows you might make a few new friends.