I really hope that mixtape winds up on YouTube so we can all hear it...also getting drunk by yourself a lot often leads to alcoholism OP, so watch out

OP you need to get out more. If you must drink don't do it alone.

"Ahhhh and I fuckinggg.... I.... I.... I fucking love ma neighbors. You know what? Imma give them $1,000 dollars tomorrow!" No wonder the neighbors are recording this stuff.

Ask the if you can hear the tape, then if there is anything incriminating on it ask for it. But let them have their fun and you can have yours.

Honestly OP, I freaking love your neighbors. I don't see how this is an FML thought because nobody made you drink, but you did. They were just having a little fun recording the voice of their hilarious drunk neighbor.

Blackmail material.

It's like a highlights package of your own life, WIN!!!!!

So you're a talkative alcoholic who lives in a slum with paper-thin walls? You surely do sound like a catch. I'm absolutely stunned you're still single. Wow.

Invite them over to drink with you?

Interesting, hope your neighbors are nice enough to upload it for all of us to hear. Lets just hope you didn't say anything incriminating. OP I would recommend going out to a bar next time. There are plenty like you there, who knows you might make a few new friends.