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I really hope that mixtape winds up on YouTube so we can all hear it...also getting drunk by yourself a lot often leads to alcoholism OP, so watch out
I wish we could hear it. 'Drunk ramblings of our neighbour' blog coming soon.
Drinking alone doesn't necessarily lead to alcoholism but you do tend to drink more than you would if you're with someone else. I know this because I do drink alone not because I don't have friends (okay no lie, I don't lol) but some times I just need to be even more alone and by talking to myself I'm able to say things to my imaginary friend that I'd otherwise bottle inside. It is such a sad excuse that you're life sucks to be drinking alone. I know the pain and suffering and wish people would stop harming themselves. :(. I feel your pain OP.
We totally need to hear highlights. "*mumble mumble* ... well, thass wha' the chicken said!"
#2 i'm thinking "Shit my drunk neighbour says" :')
They have no life
OP you need to get out more. If you must drink don't do it alone.
"Ahhhh and I fuckinggg.... I.... I.... I ******* love ma neighbors. You know what? Imma give them $1,000 dollars tomorrow!" No wonder the neighbors are recording this stuff.
Honestly OP, I freaking love your neighbors. I don't see how this is an FML thought because nobody made you drink, but you did. They were just having a little fun recording the voice of their hilarious drunk neighbor.
Blackmail material.
It's like a highlights package of your own life, WIN!!!!!
So you're a talkative alcoholic who lives in a slum with paper-thin walls? You surely do sound like a catch. I'm absolutely stunned you're still single. Wow.
Well he could also be taken, it doesn't say whether he's single or not. :)
Worst doctor ever.
Invite them over to drink with you?
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I really hope that mixtape winds up on YouTube so we can all hear it...also getting drunk by yourself a lot often leads to alcoholism OP, so watch out
"Ahhhh and I fuckinggg.... I.... I.... I ******* love ma neighbors. You know what? Imma give them $1,000 dollars tomorrow!" No wonder the neighbors are recording this stuff.