Intimacy: Today, I woke up to my boyfriend throwing my birth control box...

By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend throwing my birth control box at me and shouting that I was a slut for cheating on him since we never had sex. I attempted to explain the birth control was for a condition I have that causes my period to be non-existent. He didn't believe me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2015 17:08 - Denmark - Randers

Today, my 18-year-old boyfriend freaked out and kept asking me if I was sure I wouldn't get pregnant, because I forgot to take my birth control pill last night. We didn't actually have sex; he apparently thought me simply missing the pill would magically get me pregnant. The hell? FML

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By Username - 28/03/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML

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Dodged a bullet

By Anonymous - 18/11/2011 23:36 - United States

Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me over for an "important chat". This chat consisted of him not only insisting that we have sex whenever he feels like it, but demanding that I take birth control pills, because making him wear a condom is "sexist and degrading." FML

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By O-|---<=~ - 18/10/2013 23:01 - United States - Bellingham

Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML

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By anotherdayfml - 04/03/2020 21:00

Today, I told a guy that I was on birth control. He decided that it would be best for us not to continue speaking with each other. I never would've thought taking care of myself would be a deal breaker. FML

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By what the fuck - 07/06/2013 21:20 - United Kingdom - Northolt

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up that she would take me to get birthcontrol. Wanting birthcontrol, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I am not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2011 13:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2011 23:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

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By idated a moron - 10/06/2019 16:07

Today, while making plans with my boyfriend, I told him we could have lunch after my appointment with the gynecologist. He started screaming, cussing and calling me a whore. According to him, women only go to the gyno if they have an STD, which I must’ve gotten from cheating. He’s an idiot. FML

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sayhello_fml 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 20:17

You WANT your period?

TheFadedGuitar 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 20:15

Ahh, that's horrible

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steven812 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 4:02

ydi for not having sex with him

Simdis 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 4:28

Wow that sucks. My GF does the same thing. We have sex though.

brasileirinha 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 4:40

I totally feel you girl. I have this too.

zombiepeanut 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 4:45

He's a jack ass.

peopleplz2008 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 5:01

how old is your boyfriend? 12?

starvingxartist 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 5:30

okay, well, your boyfriend is a ******* moron and you're better off without him.

deatheaterqueeni 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 6:22

You're probably sick of hearing this, but your bf is a dumbass. Seriously he doesn't need to be going through your shit. I have to do the same thing for my non existant periods. I my bf ever did that I'd kick his ass.

skb_fml 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 6:36

i have that too, and being reminded of it and having to explain all the time doesnt help. your boyfriend's a dick for thinking you'd make up something like that

bordemstirs 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 7:17

I take it for endometeroisis. You boyfriends a drama queen.

Sokai_fml 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 7:18

Wtf, that totally sucks. :/ I hope things worked out in the end. But maybe you should've told him earlier? Then again, I don't know how long you two have been together. I'd take birth control pills too because I heard they help acne, but it also causes you to gain weight, yes?