Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on my laptop. I unpaused to find my character and my boyfriend's were no longer together. Slightly confused, I went on to find the note my boyfriend left. It said, "I hope you can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He also decided the best way to end our relationship was to kill me and our virtual child on The Sims 3 by setting us on fire. FML
Today, after learning that my wife has been cheating on me, I decided to distract myself by playing The Sims. Not long after I began, my Sim's wife basically started cheating on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I was having an affair in The Elder Scrolls Online. While ranting to my online elf husband, he got upset that I had a real life boyfriend and dumped me too. FML
Today, my son was playing The Sims, when I saw him remove the door to a room and set it on fire with a Sim trapped inside. I chuckled at first, until I saw that the Sim was me. Meanwhile, my wife's Sim was happily painting in the next room, not giving a crap. All too accurate, sadly. FML
Today, while playing The Sims 2, I realized I had a virtual person's whole life planned out, and have nothing planned out for myself. FML
Today, not only can I not get a real boyfriend, I can't even get one on the Sims. FML
Today, I got home from work to find my boyfriend sobbing hysterically over the death of his cat. The only cat he could be talking about is the one on his Sims account. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
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meetmeinhell 0
wow hes clever, i envy that. i hate break ups so what ever people can do to make them less stressful helps, cuz that hilarious, lmao
savy_77 0
That was rude. You don't need him
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InfiniteInsanity 0
Wow. There are a lot of insensitive asses on here. Awesome? You are probably the same people that would totally do that to someone and then turn around and call them crazy for having any kind of reaction to it. And AGAIN... not original or creative!! Breaking up through games, txts, social networks, social network apps... it is all pretty much the same and is a coward way to do it... and most step it up a notch to make it cruel as well. It seems to be the new form of entertainment for people. Hell the guy that did it to me had it done later (though I would guess possibly other times by the same girl) on his wall by the girl he changed his relationship with status to... now that was kinda funny. (but he deserved it) And the game thing... people can turn any game into something dumb... there were people that used EQ as a dating service. My baby's dad was obsessed with that game and played sooo much I finally agreed to play to spend time with him - and then he started cybering with some woman on there and was pissed when I caught him and was pissed.... I think there are a lot of people, guys and girls, that kind of live in games and online - but when you look at the circumstances of the world these days... who wouldn't be happier in lala land? It is a nice and easy way to escape reality for awhile... and putting yourself and things in your life into the games is fairly normal.
b5200 0
You have to admit it was clever. Be glad he took the time to come up with something like that instead of texting you.
Go_Home 0
I admire his creativity. Still a shitty way of getting dumped, but I'd be pissed if someone messed up stuff for my character in the Sims 2. Anyway, I have a hunch that you've done something deserving? Hmmm.. Sorry, though.
warpedtourgurl 0
haha thats worse then getting dumped by text message.
923927 0
aw that's really funny lol but soo mean ): sorry
6124C3 0
really this is the best dump story i've heard in a very very long time. you gotta admit, the immature little bastard has style.
hattar 0
ur ex is pathetic and lame
imbtrtenu 8
stfu #161
cjsummer15 0
shit...
InfiniteInsanity 0
gee sorry 169 did i offend some asshole who thinks this shit is funny? is alright... karma will get your sorry asses