Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on my laptop. I unpaused to find my character and my boyfriend's were no longer together. Slightly confused, I went on to find the note my boyfriend left. It said, "I hope you can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He also decided the best way to end our relationship was to kill me and our virtual child on The Sims 3 by setting us on fire. FML
Today, after learning that my wife has been cheating on me, I decided to distract myself by playing The Sims. Not long after I began, my Sim's wife basically started cheating on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I was having an affair in The Elder Scrolls Online. While ranting to my online elf husband, he got upset that I had a real life boyfriend and dumped me too. FML
Today, my son was playing The Sims, when I saw him remove the door to a room and set it on fire with a Sim trapped inside. I chuckled at first, until I saw that the Sim was me. Meanwhile, my wife's Sim was happily painting in the next room, not giving a crap. All too accurate, sadly. FML
Today, while playing The Sims 2, I realized I had a virtual person's whole life planned out, and have nothing planned out for myself. FML
Today, not only can I not get a real boyfriend, I can't even get one on the Sims. FML
Today, I got home from work to find my boyfriend sobbing hysterically over the death of his cat. The only cat he could be talking about is the one on his Sims account. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
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meetmeinhell 0
wow hes clever, i envy that. i hate break ups so what ever people can do to make them less stressful helps, cuz that hilarious, lmao
savy_77 0
That was rude. You don't need him
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Comments (211)
elkev 0
And yet again we have another example of the pratfalls of Nerd Love.
TipsyTop28 0
Haha this is actually the funiest thing i have heard all day not to be mean or anything
RoyalFierce 0
I don't know why people make it out to be weird to make someone you CARE about in a sim charatcer. When you think about them alot so of course they'd end up in the game. When me and my friends play we sometimes add people we know into the game....it's always fun if you don't like them and something bad happens to them....xDD ANYwho He's not creative, he couldn't do it the right way so fail. You on the hand can show him up, I sure he's told you some interesting stuff about himself?...Hehe
Eat_Veggies 0
Aww, that sad. Funny but sad... D:
Numba22 0
as much of a dick move it was... thats really clever
amankins21 0
Thats slightly creative. But WAY ****** up.
Shyman4ever 0
Lmfao that guys pretty clever
monkey_boy984 0
WTF 22 it was a break up not supposed to be romantic
monkey_boy984 0
Oh yah YDI for dating guys lesbians are hot!
dyingtolive77 0
maybe next time you wont fall asleep on me while we are playing SIMS!