Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. They also took the inhaler that fell out of my bag the night before. The one I needed to stop the asthma attack I had from the stress of having my car broken into. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. After being upset for not hearing my car alarm go off I realized it had in the middle of the night. I had woken up and cursed the idiot who set off their alarm and put a pillow over my head, falling back to sleep shortly after. FML
Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today my car was broken into. The only thing taken were condoms and lighters I had in the glove box. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
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Today, my car got broken into. A small folded plastic bag and a few toothpicks I got from a restaurant were stolen. It's going to cost me a few hundred bucks to fix and clean my car over a 10 cent bag and a few free toothpicks. FML
Today, my car was broken into, on the same night I stayed up late researching how to install my new car alarm. FML
Today, I was volunteering at a soup kitchen and was advised to leave my wallet and cell phone in my car so they wouldn’t be stolen. Someone broke into my car and stole them. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
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lolwhat_fml 0
I LOVE THIS FML LIKE I HATE MY PERIOD :)
borabora1991 0
maybe he needed your inhaler in case he gets short-winded running from the cops.
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Comments (55)
Monkeymolli 0
he was prolly an addict looking for a way to get high
JulesVern16 5
A series of unfortunate events
katiedoll6 7
Asthma I have it to and my three year old cousin thought it would be fun to hide my inhaler it it she would only give it back to me if I bought her a packet if chocolate buttons
loubabe69 19
Omg you could've died.