By Anonymous - 30/12/2014 01:07 - United States - Bend

Today, on my first ski run down a mountain, I dislocated my patella. Now I get to watch out of the window as my family builds a snowman and names it after me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 411
You deserved it 2 487

Same thing different taste

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"then you took an arrow in the knee" never seemed so fitting


"then you took an arrow in the knee" never seemed so fitting

I think the "2011" part doesn't fit into this FML, but I can see what you're getting at.

"I used to be a vacationer like you, but then I took a ski to the knee"

hate to be the bearer of bad news but that means said person got married :( but hey we can pretend right?

Rei_Ayanami 18

Saying you took an arrow to the knee does not actually mean they got married. The question was posed to the man who made that line, he meant a literal arrow hit then in the knee, causing serious and irreparable damage, causing then to be a guard.

xninix_fml 36

@20 We know it's still funny though :)

Terrynics 8

That's unfortunate but at least your family are having a good time and you have a window.

forget first world problem, this is a first world catastrophe!

BeautifulChaos27 37

I cringed, mostly because I've dislocated my patella 3 times already, and am now in need of surgery to fix the problem - so I know the pain ALL too well. Hope you recover quick OP.

brasiliano 16

And for that you get a thumbs up. "someone's gotta tell him"

xninix_fml 36

I'm not the biggest fan of Frozen, but I loved Olaf :)

I hope you get well soon. Try to enjoy the rest of your vacation.

With someone who actually has a condition which causes my patella to dislocate continuously over the slightest thing, I feel your pain. Honestly though, I think it would be much worse for you, as it isn't a regular occurrence. Hope you're alright