By Anonymous - 30/12/2014 01:07 - United States - Bend

Today, on my first ski run down a mountain, I dislocated my patella. Now I get to watch out of the window as my family builds a snowman and names it after me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 354
You deserved it 2 473

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They've already replaced you.

"then you took an arrow in the knee" never seemed so fitting

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They've already replaced you.

You must be the real MVP.

"then you took an arrow in the knee" never seemed so fitting

I think the "2011" part doesn't fit into this FML, but I can see what you're getting at.

"I used to be a vacationer like you, but then I took a ski to the knee"

hate to be the bearer of bad news but that means said person got married :( but hey we can pretend right?

Saying you took an arrow to the knee does not actually mean they got married. The question was posed to the man who made that line, he meant a literal arrow hit then in the knee, causing serious and irreparable damage, causing then to be a guard.

@20 We know it's still funny though :)

That's unfortunate but at least your family are having a good time and you have a window.

forget first world problem, this is a first world catastrophe!

I cringed, mostly because I've dislocated my patella 3 times already, and am now in need of surgery to fix the problem - so I know the pain ALL too well. Hope you recover quick OP.

Olaf? (Sorry I had to)

And for that you get a thumbs up. "someone's gotta tell him"

I'm not the biggest fan of Frozen, but I loved Olaf :)

I hope you get well soon. Try to enjoy the rest of your vacation.

With someone who actually has a condition which causes my patella to dislocate continuously over the slightest thing, I feel your pain. Honestly though, I think it would be much worse for you, as it isn't a regular occurrence. Hope you're alright