Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. They also took the inhaler that fell out of my bag the night before. The one I needed to stop the asthma attack I had from the stress of having my car broken into. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. After being upset for not hearing my car alarm go off I realized it had in the middle of the night. I had woken up and cursed the idiot who set off their alarm and put a pillow over my head, falling back to sleep shortly after. FML
Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today my car was broken into. The only thing taken were condoms and lighters I had in the glove box. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML
Today, my car got broken into. A small folded plastic bag and a few toothpicks I got from a restaurant were stolen. It's going to cost me a few hundred bucks to fix and clean my car over a 10 cent bag and a few free toothpicks. FML
Today, my car was broken into, on the same night I stayed up late researching how to install my new car alarm. FML
Today, I was volunteering at a soup kitchen and was advised to leave my wallet and cell phone in my car so they wouldn’t be stolen. Someone broke into my car and stole them. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
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lolwhat_fml 0
I LOVE THIS FML LIKE I HATE MY PERIOD :)
borabora1991 0
maybe he needed your inhaler in case he gets short-winded running from the cops.
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Comments (55)
Lucky2u 0
ydi. why you ask? only weaklings break down into a stress induced asthma attack when their precious car gets broken into. a well adjusted person would have handled it better.
fmlissrsbsns 0
did you die?
DBkkk 0
It's okay becuz yur alive now.
bman16 0
I will not be able to see this comment
frostie 0
trying2breathe Park your car in a different spot next time or use anti thief protection. Or just sell the thing and use the bus to get to work.
frostie 0
trying2breathe here are possible solutions: 1) park your car in a different location 2) get anti thief protection 3) Sell your car and get to work by bus (since the value of your car is really high enough to induce a stress-asthma attack (Fmylife website fail for making me double post)
RK5000 0
A junkie would totally steal an inhaler, anything that can give a buzz, or anything you could sell real quick to make a buck.
blastvortex 4
FYL, although you really should've kept better track of your inhaler. Accidents happen, but I'm surprised you didn't notice a little sooner that something so crucial to your well-being was misplaced. You're lucky to be alive.
Sweets_wtc 0
lmao this story is cute!! aww
Gman007 0
Suck it up princess. If getting ur car broken into is enough to set off an attack then why the Hell did u leave your only inhaler in there to begin with?! You are a moron, pure and simple. That or this is yet another b.s. Fml. Either way I hate you.