Today, I woke up to find a parking ticket on my car. My car was in my driveway and the cop who wrote it is my ex-boyfriend. This is the third time. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a parking ticket on my car. Out of five cars who were in violation of the same infraction, I was the only one who received a ticket. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket for $150. It seems it was issued by my husband, who apparently can't remember license plate numbers. FML
Today, I went to contest a parking ticket in court. I came out 3 hours later, all charges clear, to a new parking ticket on my windshield, for the same amount I just got cleared. FML
Today, I got a ticket. The officer's daughter is my ex. He gave me a ticket for 31 in a 30 mph zone. FML
Today, I was pulled over by the police. The cop was my ex-boyfriend. He had no legitimate reason to pull me over, so he thoroughly checked my car. He gave me a defect notice and a fine. What for? A broken door lock, on my rear passenger door. FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML
Today, I was looking for a parking spot and finally found one. Trying to figure out if the spot was legal, I asked a cop that had pulled up. He said it was fine. I came back 3 hours later to a parking ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over for having an expired registration. I also found out my husband hasn't been paying for my car insurance. Luckily, I didn't get arrested because I had my baby with me. They towed my car and gave me two tickets and a court date. Oh, and the cop sent me a friend request. FML
Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After returning to my truck, I found a parking ticket on my window. FML
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raeraymusic1 0
hope he loses his job
Why4426 0
you can fight the ticket
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Comments (335)
ydi_4_suking 20
yea exactly. but if the guy is doing that hes most likely gonna be a creeper and stalk around and all that good stuff
figureskates2344 6
he just wants to get back at you. you should start parking your car in your driveway
Zomg_Okay 27
The car was in her driveway...
Crlnprz 11
don't you feel smart?
iLazy 0
Bloodied, depressed Lamb constantly On pills Not wanting Death to approach Everyone it knows.
figureskates2344 6
exactly how I feel
figureskates2344 6
oh. I thought it said it was parked on the side of the road next to her driveway. oops
sarah2686 0
blonde.
iLazy 0
Lol wow 36 that's kinda harsh =/
justin_2552 0
it's ok that you're blonde, I'm sure you're still good at giving ********
jwarwick 0
you should learn how to read full posts before making ignorant comments.
mask724 7
read the comment! dumbass
tlynn78 1
Blond moment
Bradynrr 7
she misunderstood the post, big deal. she's gorgeous though :p
jupiter80 0
36- hey being blonde is the best excuse EVER! I use it all the time, but u brunettes wouldn't know
shadowPlayer 6
You are an idiot.
phiend99 4
Duh. OP said the car was in her driveway. FYL, OP.
MistressKira 0
Maybe she meant garage.
suprmidgt 0
You use your hair color as an excuse for being an idiot? So "all the time" you do stupid things then blame it on your hair? You don't see how stupid that is? Must be the blonde hair.
figureskates2344 6
yeah, I do appologize. I should of read it better, but my comment wasn't ignorant
bighit81 0
hey(:
albertafootball 0
no it wasent
almighty_zer 5
I was on a blonde moment deficiency until I read this comment.
almighty_zer 5
But hey at least she apologized instead of going apeshit like some others.
ChantelRenaeee 0
get a restraining order, call his boss, DO ANYTHING TO GET HIM TO LOSE HIS JOB!!
dirtyblond 4
Shiiittt, CALM DOWN!
ChantelRenaeee 0
i wasnt saying it in an angry way.
zombiekitten87 12
if he's petty enough to give her parking tickets for parking on her own property, getting him fired will probably only make the situation worse. who knows what he is capable of?
ChantelRenaeee 0
hmm, true that.
torio123 27
moral of the story = never date a cop unless you're certain your gonna marry him :D
Crlnprz 11
you have to date or else you'll never be certain if you're gonna marry him
Sharkskull 2
It's cool to date them and not marry as long as the break up goes smoothly. Then stuff like this wouldn't happen :P
boygeorgebaby 0
report him. cops can still get in trouble for that. take pics for evidence if you have too, but that's just not right, not to mention illegal. FYL, op.
Trololololololo_fml 7
Report him. 'Nuff said.
youprobablydidit 3
Get his badge number and report his ass!
BWill9014 4
lol I pictured your profile picture saying that and it made me lol xD
heyred 11
Take a picture and report it to hus supervisor. But if you are blocking a sidewalk, you deserve the ticket.
IDKOMGWTFTWROFLM 0
idk why u got so many dislikes. wat u said was tru.
cupcakeslayer 0
I agree. thumbs up. only I think the op should rent a security camera, it will probably cost less than a ticket and be more solidthan a picture ( they'll probably just accuse her of moving her car after getting the ticket with a photo)
mikolyshka 0
yeah report him. you can get him in trouble for stalking/harassing you.
stevenmx86 8
Why do you just complain about it instead of taking it to a court? He should be losing his job for abusing his power...
northern_lights 0
Sometimes I wonder if people submitting FML's do it get advice. There's a comfort in seeking advice from strangers instead of feeling like they are burdening family or friends.