Today, I woke up to find a parking ticket on my car. My car was in my driveway and the cop who wrote it is my ex-boyfriend. This is the third time. FML
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Today, I found a parking ticket on my car. Out of five cars who were in violation of the same infraction, I was the only one who received a ticket. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket for $150. It seems it was issued by my husband, who apparently can't remember license plate numbers. FML
Today, I went to contest a parking ticket in court. I came out 3 hours later, all charges clear, to a new parking ticket on my windshield, for the same amount I just got cleared. FML
Today, I got a ticket. The officer's daughter is my ex. He gave me a ticket for 31 in a 30 mph zone. FML
Today, I was pulled over by the police. The cop was my ex-boyfriend. He had no legitimate reason to pull me over, so he thoroughly checked my car. He gave me a defect notice and a fine. What for? A broken door lock, on my rear passenger door. FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML
Today, I was looking for a parking spot and finally found one. Trying to figure out if the spot was legal, I asked a cop that had pulled up. He said it was fine. I came back 3 hours later to a parking ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over for having an expired registration. I also found out my husband hasn't been paying for my car insurance. Luckily, I didn't get arrested because I had my baby with me. They towed my car and gave me two tickets and a court date. Oh, and the cop sent me a friend request. FML
Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After returning to my truck, I found a parking ticket on my window. FML
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raeraymusic1 0
hope he loses his job
Why4426 0
you can fight the ticket
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Comments (335)
kalbrek009 20
get a restraining order citing harassment. that'll fix that pigs wagon. :)
Sammara 0
You can get him suspended, at the very least, for this behavior. You need to appeal the tickets and explain the situation. Don't get upset or emotional, just state, "My car was legally parked in my own driveway each time I received a ticket. I have neighbors who can attest to that. Each ticket is signed by a man who I had a romantic relationship with. I believe these tickets were given to me unfairly and illegally, though I won't make any assumptions as to the reason why." (As much as you--and I--would probably love to go in there and badmouth him, it will just make YOU look bad, not him.)
1234USMC 0
hahaha you ex is awesome
blake4months 0
report his ass
xAustinZx 0
restraining orders work on cops too
harbqll 0
You dumped a cop. What did you think was going to happen? YDI for dating a cop in the first place.
croso88 5
don't piss off a cop
Glidefedt 6
you deserve it for several reasons. 1. you're texan, 2. you're american (see 3. for why its vad) 3. you are too dumb to complain about it to the law.
MatthewDmerrill 5
fight the tickets idiot!
michelle_b_love 0
HAHA! I would so do that