Today, we’ve been unable to have sex for months due to my boyfriend’s health issues. I would never EVER cheat on him; however my unconscious mind has other ideas. I’ve dreamt of kinky sex with everyone from the maintenance man to gettin' freaky with detective Stabler. I’m so horny I’m gonna burst. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it’s been so long since I've had sex, I dream about it every night and I can barely function mentally unless I masturbate frequently, otherwise I get random boners throughout the day that won’t go away, no matter how much I try to think about something else. FML
Today, I was supposed to have sex with my ex after he’d been out of town for a week. After a lot of build up and sexting last night, I woke up sick and he hurt his leg. It’s like our bodies are telling us not to sleep together. FML
Today, it's been so long since my fiancé and I have had sex I now apparently have dreams about all-night unprotected screwing marathons with George Bush. FML
Today, my girlfriend said she’s been wanting to have sex lately. We haven’t done it in so long, I've lost track. We still haven’t done it. Part of me wants to fuck someone else. FML
Today, I'm so sexually frustrated that I started to fantasize about men other than my husband. The problem is I'm my recently disabled husband's carer, and the man I'm fantasizing about is the one who his ex-wife cheated on him with. FML
Today, my anxiety has been so bad, I have had vivid dreams of my boyfriend of 6 months cheating on me. This is not the first time these dreams have happened, and I know for a fact he is not cheating. My anxiety is going to turn me into the crazy girlfriend from hell. FML
Today, I'm 3 months pregnant and have seemingly started having sex dreams about other men. Last night, I had a passionate affair with an older man. Who was it? Joe Bastianich. FML
Today, it’s been so long since I’ve had sex, even my wet dreams are about doing it solo. FML
Today, after years of pretty much no sex from my long term partner, I admitted I was having dreams about sex with other people, hoping to get a reaction from him. However, he didn't react at all. FML
Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML
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Sheepiebeepie 26
Bruh, a sex toy is not cheating.
bleachedraven 14
Lack of intimacy isn't fun. Praying the health issues get better.
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Comments (9)
peterblackmer91 12
Can't he pleasure you without actual intercourse? There are many ways you can achieve some relief.
ahabsfan 17
Would you be okay with cheating on him with a sex toy?
Sheepiebeepie 26
Bruh, a sex toy is not cheating.
ahabsfan 17
For some people they feel that it is.
Yummi_913 18
Yes and those people need to grow up. Imagine being so toxic and insecure in your relationship that you're jealous of an inanimate object. It's idiotic, immature, and unfair towards your partner.
Billie-Jo 9
give yourself a "hand" with some stuff.
bleachedraven 14
Lack of intimacy isn't fun. Praying the health issues get better.
Jaellynthecursed 9
Detective stabler is sexy, tho
Warp1978 15
I totally know how you feel. My wife is in the same situation and I'm pining for her because I cannot think of anything else but being with her my dreams are kinky as all hell. Hope you get some soon. ✊✊
bleachedraven 14
I love this comment for a few different reasons.
SM79 6
Do you not own any "toys?"
KingAdrock 16
You know, there's this magical new thing called: masturbation.