Today, I woke up soaked in water. It seems at some point in the middle of the night, I woke up thirsty and opened the water bottle I keep on my nightstand. I managed to drink a little, but it seems I didn't manage to put the cap back on before losing consciousness again. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was drinking a bottle of water. My friend came up from behind and scared me, causing me to inhale and choke on the water. Lacking air, I passed out. I awoke to him on the ground laughing his ass off. I almost drowned drinking a bottle of water. FML
Today, it's the third time in a row that I've woken myself up in the middle of the night by pouring freezing cold water on myself. I didn’t even have water on my nightstand last night. I woke up in the kitchen. FML
Today, I flooded my entire kitchen. The water was cut off at night and I left the faucet open without realizing. When the sound woke me up at 5am, the water reached my ankles. I frantically tried to sweep it out before my mother woke up at 6am. I didn't make it. FML
Today, the alarm on my phone went off. I picked it up, hit snooze, and dropped it back on my desk without looking. I woke up an hour later to find that I had dropped it directly in a full glass of water. FML
Today, I attempted to open a water bottle. My hand started bleeding before I was able to get the cap loose. FML
Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML
Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML
Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML
Today, after a big house party the night before, I woke up with a dry mouth and a pounding hangover. I took a swig from a cup I'd left on my bedside table the night before, thinking it was water. Nope; it was vodka. FML
Today, I blacked out at work, on my lunch break outside in the rain, and woke up on the ground wet a minute or two later to everyone freaking out, all because I chugged my drink too fast. FML
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txgirl09 5
OP must have been exceptionally tired to not wake up from having water spill all over him. Poor guy. :/
cj7geojeep 0
You must be a really heavy sleeper to not wake up after getting drenched in boiling hot water, OP :P
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Comments (100)
mohammadkm95 6
Did you get a wet dream
chels1994 11
Although i never have done this, I always end up answering my phone or texting while half asleep. Probably not as bad as your situation, but at least it was just water, right?
thebaconweave 0
lol I do that to!I usually end up texting some crazy thing I don't remember.lol! I wake up and reas my text and im like wtf when did i text this.
bizarre_ftw 22
Lol texting while asleep. Nice!!! Yet not as good as negotiating, convincing, arguing, yelling, screaming, and once or twice physically assaulting people while asleep (btw, I'm not insane - well! ... Nevermind - This all happened because people were trying to wake me up)
leadman1989 16
If ONLY op were a chick. The jokes would ALL be asinine. Go to the fridge and stub your toe like a normal person.
33whitten 3
Awesome pic
leadman1989 16
Likewise...
GraceKathryn97 0
Haha that's funny!
walterism 0
that wasn't water you were soaked in, sport
SkardeyKat 3
Are you seriously that heavy of a sleeper or were you super ****** up?
dirtbiker267 0
Or maybe the op has to work two jobs to support himself so they sleep minimum hours
RuCheezBurger 10
Or maybe you were dreaming about seeing a toilet... Then you can't help it...
BretBanger 0
I do that alllll the time!
MrXerxes5 6
Wet dreams, eh? At least you didn't piss yourself.
Exodus9 10
shit happens