By Olorin - 07/11/2011 20:49 - Germany

Today, I woke up soaked in water. It seems at some point in the middle of the night, I woke up thirsty and opened the water bottle I keep on my nightstand. I managed to drink a little, but it seems I didn't manage to put the cap back on before losing consciousness again. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 803
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OP must have been exceptionally tired to not wake up from having water spill all over him. Poor guy. :/

You must be a really heavy sleeper to not wake up after getting drenched in boiling hot water, OP :P

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Not really... I can't seem to find the "Suck it up and stop whining." button.

thats a veryy odd conclusion you came to. are you sure you didn't just pee your pants and subconsiously blame it on your bottle of water. i bet you actualy woke up opened your bottle of water and places it next to you, in order to convince yourself that you didn't poss yourself...

I would think anyone past age 2 should know the difference between piss and water.

That's why I'm in bed by 8.. And home by 11.. giggity

19 what are rambling about?

19- And I bet you realized your a dumb ass but just wrote it off as unique.

that was a bit bitter wasn't it please don't try to act big just because your on the Internet, Because that's pretty pathetic.

That's some crazy night you had, OP!

sounds like you had a wet dream

sounds like you had a wet dream

sounds like you had a wet dream

sounds like you had a wet dream

sounds like you had a wet dream

sounds like you had a wet dream

Gosh, you must have been really tired to not even put the cap back on.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? Well none If you stop trying to give it a blow job and just eat the thing

I give 19 props for being creative and thinking outside the box. But, I would like to think if what 19 said did happen, OP would have posted that part as well in his FML. Makes a much more interesting story then it already was. :)

53 stop making irrelevant and pathetic comments then.

53 of course you would have a Lord of the Rings poster on your wall, Brilliiant! I now know why you suck at life..... Comment FAIL!

53 Quit acting like your smart.

53 - so you mad?

Dis dun be a sad sitiation :(

I find this kind of impressive

Yallz is sum fine fine indevidolz ;)

That doesn't even sound believable.

yeah he probably pissed himself

This comment that I have replied to has been moderated.

You must be a really heavy sleeper to not wake up when getting drenched in cold water.

HE NEVER SAID IT WAS COLD!!!

You must be a really heavy sleeper to not wake up after getting drenched in boiling hot water, OP :P

Why would he drink warm water??

He wants you to think it was water.

Many different substances could be held accountable in the creation of this FML...

Either way, it's just water.

Awesome cat picture

Fucking nigger faggots, ban me I dare u, you chicken shit admin. click it u pussy u don't have the balls fucking asspipe.

Haven't banned me yet! Haha eat my cock u gucking Jew bitch die die die!

Ban me u faggot!

Well, if it was warm water, his pants are soiled

Well, if it was warm water, his pants are soiled

Well, if it was warm water, his pants are soiled

Triple post and everyone of them is a fail.

It's catachu again I love that picture

OP must have been exceptionally tired to not wake up from having water spill all over him. Poor guy. :/

Could've been worse, could've pissed himself. That's where I thought it was going.

You're only telling half of the story OP? It's okay. We believe that "urine" water.

Well I guess thats what you call a wet dream :()

He did not urinate, OP simply used the Aguamente spell in his sleep.

^^^ someones a potthead!

Eh it's not too bad. Sometimes my gf would wake me up really early in the morning. She'd be super wet as well

Bear Grylls?

That must suck. At least a hot shower will be more enjoyable :)

Unless they don't have hot water.

Which would suck.

Thanks captain obvious

It couldn't all have been water ;)

Those wet dreams really get you when you least expect it.

I said that but the comment I replied to was moderated for some reason. You win again Alquaeda

Lol, this happened to me once too. Just thought it was funny.

It happened to me too! :)

Go write your own FML.

Y'all should start a club.

and name it... "The bed wetters"!

It could have been worse. You could have urinated yourself.

Did you learn your lesson? :P

What lesson? To not drink water anymore in case he falls asleep? That's a little far-fetched.

125- To always put the cap back on

interesting comment to say the least

I love your profile pic.

Yeah OP, keeping telling yourself it's water!

Keep telling yourself it's water perhaps?

perhaps you should just tell yourself it was water.

Perhaps.. We should let this string of comments die.

Perhaps we should make this string of comments longer?

Perhaps, a salad for the lady?

C-C-C Combo breakerrrr!!!!!

Perhaps 169 should shut up?