Health: Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom...

By hedayk - 15/05/2015 20:26 - United States - Bronx

Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML

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By twoheadedboy - 06/05/2009 20:46 - Canada

Today, I got industrial toilet cleaner in my eyes. Despite the raging fire party going on behind my eyelids, I resisted the urge to stop, drop, and roll, and calmly got in the shower to wash it off. Wherein I promptly slipped, fell, and whacked my head full-force on the bathtub on the way down. FML

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Bad start to the day

By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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No Ragerts

By "Sonofaquiche" - 07/05/2017 00:00

Today, after a night of drinking, I woke up in the hospital with a broken coccyx. Apparently, my drunk self came to the glorious conclusion that it would be a good idea to cannonball into a puddle while screaming "POOLPARTYYYY!" at the top of my lungs. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2020 03:00

Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML

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By iltdtsm - 15/08/2009 16:58 - Canada

Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML

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Freaky

By Anonymous - 28/01/2016 20:24 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I was there with the lights out when something ran across my foot. I freaked out, tried to kick it off, and ended up smashing my foot into the side of the tub. FML

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By Malpal - 23/01/2009 11:03 - United States

Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML

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By Tanner - 07/04/2012 02:26 - United States - Salem

Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML

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Hangover

By Anonymous - 10/11/2019 14:00

Today, I got really sick after drinking a lot of alcohol and started throwing up. Every time I threw up into the toilet, the water would splash back up into my face. FML

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By pissingcontest - 30/05/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML

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tiger1 10

Saturday 16 May 2015 8:59

Well... I guess the headache couldn't get much worse anyway?

lexiieeex3 32

Saturday 16 May 2015 9:05

Well I guess "rough night" would be an understatement, huh?

Comments

ki700 8

Saturday 16 May 2015 9:42

YDI for getting that drunk in the first place

91hayek 31

Saturday 16 May 2015 9:53

I bet vampires don't have this problem.

FitFriday 32

Sunday 17 May 2015 9:07

Very clever

skye147 20

Saturday 16 May 2015 10:46

Hey, it will make for a great story later in life. Hope you're okay, OP!

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 16 May 2015 11:08

Are you alright? Or worse than the first look in the mirror? Well probably feel worse...

SauceySarah 30

Saturday 16 May 2015 11:26

I get scared when I see my reflection in the mirror everyday, not just when I'm hungover.

Ihavegas 22

Saturday 16 May 2015 11:45

that fugly moment

sturschaedel 27

Saturday 16 May 2015 12:03

Drink one glass of water with every portion of alcohol you drink and two glasses of water before you go to bed = no hangover at all. You get a headache because alcohol dehydrates the body. You fight it by hydrating.