Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML
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Today, I woke up with a hangover and a pounding headache and tried to take an ibuprofen with a glass of water. I missed my mouth and threw the pill directly into my eye. FML
Today, I got industrial toilet cleaner in my eyes. Despite the raging fire party going on behind my eyelids, I resisted the urge to stop, drop, and roll, and calmly got in the shower to wash it off. Wherein I promptly slipped, fell, and whacked my head full-force on the bathtub on the way down. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. Having epilepsy, I seized, tripped over the edge of the tub, and smashed my face against an open toilet, breaking my nose. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, after a night of drinking, I woke up in the hospital with a broken coccyx. Apparently, my drunk self came to the glorious conclusion that it would be a good idea to cannonball into a puddle while screaming "POOLPARTYYYY!" at the top of my lungs. FML
Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML
Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML
Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I was there with the lights out when something ran across my foot. I freaked out, tried to kick it off, and ended up smashing my foot into the side of the tub. FML
Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML
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tiger1 10
Well... I guess the headache couldn't get much worse anyway?
lexiieeex3 32
Well I guess "rough night" would be an understatement, huh?
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Comments (44)
ColonelCusswords 24
Choosing flight over fight isnt the end of the world op. Just count yourself lucky you didnt fight yourself and **** yourself up even more
brvnnx 18
God damn that sounded like it hurt, and hangover headaches are already a killer.
MrConcise 34
And this is when you passed out from the impact, woke up, and repeated the process. Tell us OP, how did you end the cycle?
hailhydra 6
Turns out OP passed and OP's ghost is the one writing this fml
asargent 14
Did you go to brad
Exaspera 54
Selfie time!
sassy2085 16
I did that once but I had dyed my hair blonde the night before and didn't recognize myself. Haha
SamSwebb 24
We've all had one of those hangovers ... Pain killers, fast food and Netflix will help!
FitFriday 32
Sounds like a scene out of a horror movie
meegal 12
Don't drink. Problem solved.