Today, I woke up on the coldest morning of the year to discover that the gas fireplace has run out of propane, and there is no water because the pipes are frozen. While trying to locate the frozen pipe, I forgot to let the dog out, and she peed on the carpet. FML
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Today, my apartment building shut off our water for a short period of time because the pipes were being worked on. It was also the morning my dog had diarrhea on my cream carpet. Not only did I have to clean it up without water, I couldn't wash my hands afterward. FML
Today, I've been without hot water for three days thanks to a frozen water line. I finally managed to thaw the frozen area, only to have the chunk of ice dislodge, slam into a bend in the pipe, and burst the line. FML
Today, I woke up and realized I didn't start a fire last night. I live in Alaska and our winter nights can reach -30 below zero. My fish are dead, my plasma television won't turn on, and the cat has frostbite. FML
Today, I found out that shutting off the heat in the rental property my parents owned was a bad idea. The water froze and the pipes burst, causing the whole kitchen ceiling to fall down. The water ruined the wood floors and the appliances. I turned off the heat to save money. FML
Today, the water cut out while I was showering, covered in soap and shampoo. I had to rinse with freezing cold drinking water from the fridge. As soon as I'd dried off, the water supply got restored. FML
Today, I ran into the living room when I heard the smoke alarm going off. Turns out, my friend thought it was a good idea to melt a plastic cup on my floor heater. He also thought the best way to put it out was to urinate on it. My house smells like burnt pee. FML
Today, my boiler packed up on me just as the weather has turned cold, with no money to have it fixed. Hello to a week of freezing cold showers. FML
Today, my upstairs neighbor's pipe burst because they forgot to close their porch door and, well, Wisconsin winter. My apartment is flooded and I'm spending my little money on a hotel. I think I'm homeless. FML
Today, I got a call from the Sheriff's dept. saying that water was coming out my front door. I ran home to find a waterfall cascading over my covered parking. It turns out my puppy had chewed through the hose that connects the toilet to the water. My entire condo had an inch of standing water. FML
Today, I found my dogs freezing outside. My neighbor was supposed to watch them while I was away, and on my way home I called to let her know she should let them have a quick walk. She thought I'd be home soon enough that she wouldn't have to let them back in. It was minus 10°C out. FML
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Top comments
Zimonada 8
He has no water, idiot.
boatkicker 4
In places where natural gas isn't a common thing many people call propane fireplaces gas fireplaces. Even in places where its not a bitch to get a gas line put in, people will refer to a propane fireplace as a gas fireplace on occasion.
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Comments (76)
Maxine17 8
Well, you're only 3 days into the year....So not really a big deal. But unlucky.
VraelVhalen 0
@#1 dont just say first ya douchebag actually comment
pinktiger 0
haha i agree with you. xD
HeatSeeker 0
dang, that sucks for you dude.
GanjAxZermA 0
I feel ur pain I used to live in Indiana..
Butcher_1419 0
what idiot moderated this? omg u have to clean dog pee. bet you probably never thought that'd happen when u got a dog!
Zimonada 8
He has no water, idiot.
lifeinhd 3
My thoughts exactly. Not to worry, OP, the year's just begun!
imerichello 18
Paper towels and windex?
8trickster8 0
@#3 dont just complain about #1 saying first ya douchebag actually comment
1800getalife 0
@ #9 don't complain about number 3 who is complaining about number 1 and comment
8trickster8 0
no u
ninaaftermath 0
YDI for being a bitch letting your dog stay out in such a cold weather. And YOU #10! Don't complain about #9 who is complaining about #3 who is complaining about #1 and actually write something.
azurablade 0
@#3. best. show. ever. nuff said.
FMYLIFEd00ds 0
This is kinda of both, cause first he should have let the dog out, and fyourlife cause the dog pee, the frozen pipes.