Today, I woke up from a dream in which I had a penis. Apparently I talk in my sleep, because my boyfriend kept staring at my crotch. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to find out I'd had a wet dream last night. About someone other than my girlfriend. I don't remember anything about the dream, but my girlfriend remembers everything because apparently I talked throughout my dream, and she was right next to me listening. FML
Today, while napping on the couch, I had a very vivid dream about a girl I like. I woke up to my mother and father choking back laughter and recording me on their phones. I don't know what's worse: waking up with a boner in front of my parents or finding out I was also talking dirty in my sleep. FML
Today, I woke up from a sexy dream about my boyfriend. Too bad I'd fallen asleep in my living room with my whole family over, grandma included. They were all staring. I'd been sleep humping and moaning. FML
Today, I was having a fantastic sex dream. So good, in fact, that I woke myself up breathing heavily and humping my pillow. I was at my friend's house and she saw everything. FML
Today, I was having a wet dream and had a pretty vivid imagination. I ended up thrusting so hard that it showed up in reality. I literally humped so hard that I woke myself up. Not only that, but I was sleeping on the living room floor so my roommates saw and now it's their joke of the day. FML
Today, I had a sexual dream about my ex, and I woke up after saying his name. My boyfriend was awake, and heard all the dirty talk and me moaning my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to initiate sex with me in my sleep. He confessed to thinking that if he did it lightly enough, I'd think I was just dreaming. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
Today, I had a dream I was going the bathroom. I then woke up peeing, but I didn’t wet the bed yet. As I ran to the bathroom while half asleep and in the dark, I rammed into the wall. On my way back to bed, I tripped and accidentally slapped my fiancé in an effort to stop myself from falling over. FML
Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML
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angrygood 0
Wow... Never happened to me.
oboewhore_xD 6
What did you name it? :D
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Comments (162)
meneedlove 0
I had a dream I had one too, then I woke up and thanks god it wasnt just a dream.
sillybabee 3
how hot... I would tap that (: jk, FYL op
Gaga321 0
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAA
Gadomski87 2
Funniest shit I read all day.
theninja1800 11
um, my BOYFRIEND was staring at my CROTCH???? are u gay?
glambert1998 0
epic faillllllllllllllllll to the 10000x power
volleyballer1 0
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha WEIRDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no normal women dreams she a man
Finalninja447 2
Having a pénis is good
cathy0x 3
i had a dream the other night that I had a penis, thankfully I dont talk in my sleep, but its just a dream its totally normal :P
Taybabe2525 0
Epic Fail be more careful next time xD