By sneaky1324 - 18/08/2012 07:49 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I woke up by inhaling a fly up my nose, and feeling it twitching and slowly dying inside my nasal cavity. FML
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deedeee 9

Hopefully it didn't lay any eggs in there...

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DocBastard 38

That's gnatsty, but snot the worst thing I've heard.

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AClassActx3 7

I commend stories like this where the OP's even have the capacity to WRITE a FML after situations like this! I would be traumatized -- can't even IMAGINE! Fyl OP. Hope it worked out.

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worldclassrager 39

at least it died...better I would think than drag me to hell...

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kimg0885 23

Hope that fly doesn't lay eggs in your nose. Could they survive in there? Damn sorry I missed #1 comment. But seriously still gross.

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hellachillin 8

"You can pick your nose & you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friends nose"- a lesson the fly should have learned a long time ago

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Werken247 14

I suggest you get help for your fly snorting addiction. Maybe try for a skeeter on you peter, then you can wack it off.

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MindFreakazoid 10

Your profile picture made my day. :D

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PhishloverA 14

If it tickled you should've been able to sneeze it out

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