Today, I woke up by inhaling a fly up my nose, and feeling it twitching and slowly dying inside my nasal cavity. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, a small fly flew straight up into my nose. I spent 10 minutes trying to blow/scratch/pick it out to no avail. I can still feel it moving. FML
Today, while outside, a bug flew up my nose. After I told my family and friends about a faint vibrating in my upper nostril, they all convinced me I was paranoid. That was until that night when I blew my nose and there was the bug in my tissue. Its leg was still twitching. FML
Today, my nose had been feeling weirdly uncomfortable all day. After I got home, I blew my nose really hard. I found that a bug had been resting inside my nose the entire time. FML
Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML
Today, a fly flew into my ear canal and got stuck. It was the most horrifying two minutes of my life. FML
Today, I coughed so much I threw up, then whilst recovering from throwing up, a fly flew into my mouth and I ate it. I then promptly threw up again. FML
Today, I was walking in the park when I saw an attractive girl walking nearby. I approached her to strike up a conversation when suddenly a large fly invaded my left nostril, and became lodged inside. After picking out the bloody fly pieces, I looked up to see the girl walking away, gagging. FML
Today, I woke up to the sight of a dead fly on my bedside table, being eaten by a swarm of ants. I screamed so bad that my dad said he thought my sister was being murdered in my room. FML
Today, I woke up with a cockroach in my ear. FML
Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML
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Top comments
deedeee 9
Hopefully it didn't lay any eggs in there...
DocBastard 40
That's gnatsty, but snot the worst thing I've heard.
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Comments (172)
AClassActx3 7
I commend stories like this where the OP's even have the capacity to WRITE a FML after situations like this! I would be traumatized -- can't even IMAGINE! Fyl OP. Hope it worked out.
katiekatlovesu 5
RIP Mr. Fly !_!
myFMLname 8
close your windows, man!
worldclassrager 41
at least it died...better I would think than drag me to hell...
kimg0885 23
Hope that fly doesn't lay eggs in your nose. Could they survive in there? Damn sorry I missed #1 comment. But seriously still gross.
meganlovesdance 3
gross
Keep_It_Hot99 8
My thoughts exactly
hellachillin 8
"You can pick your nose & you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friends nose"- a lesson the fly should have learned a long time ago
Werken247 14
I suggest you get help for your fly snorting addiction. Maybe try for a skeeter on you peter, then you can wack it off.
Inediblepeaches 15
RIP Mr. Fly
MindFreakazoid 10
Your profile picture made my day. :D
PhishloverA 14
If it tickled you should've been able to sneeze it out