Today, I woke up by inhaling a fly up my nose, and feeling it twitching and slowly dying inside my nasal cavity. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a small fly flew straight up into my nose. I spent 10 minutes trying to blow/scratch/pick it out to no avail. I can still feel it moving. FML
Today, while outside, a bug flew up my nose. After I told my family and friends about a faint vibrating in my upper nostril, they all convinced me I was paranoid. That was until that night when I blew my nose and there was the bug in my tissue. Its leg was still twitching. FML
Today, my nose had been feeling weirdly uncomfortable all day. After I got home, I blew my nose really hard. I found that a bug had been resting inside my nose the entire time. FML
Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML
Today, a fly flew into my ear canal and got stuck. It was the most horrifying two minutes of my life. FML
Today, I coughed so much I threw up, then whilst recovering from throwing up, a fly flew into my mouth and I ate it. I then promptly threw up again. FML
Today, I was walking in the park when I saw an attractive girl walking nearby. I approached her to strike up a conversation when suddenly a large fly invaded my left nostril, and became lodged inside. After picking out the bloody fly pieces, I looked up to see the girl walking away, gagging. FML
Today, I woke up to the sight of a dead fly on my bedside table, being eaten by a swarm of ants. I screamed so bad that my dad said he thought my sister was being murdered in my room. FML
Today, I woke up with a cockroach in my ear. FML
Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML
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deedeee 9
Hopefully it didn't lay any eggs in there...
DocBastard 40
That's gnatsty, but snot the worst thing I've heard.
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Comments (172)
secretllama 0
How'd it smell?
knubles 4
Jajajajaja
NightlyChecker 6
I always wondered what would happen when a fly went up there.
ShyAnn29 15
"There was an old woman who swallowed a fly, I don't know why she swallowed a fly, perhaps she'll die" This made me think of that song
AphyTheBronette 15
Oh wow I still remember the hand movements to that - runs to find little sister to bug her to play this hand/song game!- I also remember the frog one.... And I wonder why I have no friends..
zuelhater 7
Lucky You!!
hateevryone 15
Ewwww i would've panicked.
Havin 19
Poor fly
KiddNYC1O 22
Should ve kept a pile of shit nearby.
BIGtits98 3
gross :p
andrizzel 6
That's hot.