By madden2014 - United States - Los Gatos
Today, I had to put up with a student who stubbornly insisted that King Solomon was, in fact, a Pokémon. FML
madden2014 tells us more :
OP here. For those of you who are curious, I work at a public high school teaching English. The class of interest here was my Advanced Placement English Literature and Composition class (made up of SENIORS). The issue came up because a sample practice objective test I passed out had referenced some biblical stories and a couple of students had questions on it. He still thinks Solomon is in one of his Pokémon games.
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@43 Slowbro doesn't evolve into Slowking. They're both possible evolutions of Slowpoke who evolves into Slowbro from leveling up, or evolves into Slowking when traded while holding a King's Rock.

By  EnterSandman_fml  |  20

King Solomon is a metal band, right? Right? ;)

Yes, I'm an ignorant atheist bastard lol.

  EpicSquishii  |  21

Really? You can't find a better place than FML to brag about being an atheist?
"Oooh this will REALLY piss off the Christians!"

Your attempt at edginess just made you look like a pitiful attention whore. At least shout your belief systems from the rooftops using mediums wherein people actually give a shit about them.

  NoFlippinWai  |  24

Shh. You are making the educated athiests look bad and they're getting pissed. We may have a riot on our hands. Oh wait... They dont care either and would like you to Stfu.

  DKjazz  |  20

I had to look this up since it sounded familiar from the old Saturday morning cartoons. There actually is a digimon named Salamon. It's pronounced more or less the same as King Solomon. It's possible OP mixed up Pokemon and Digimon. I dunno.

  GraceyBlueEyes  |  13

I agree its pretty fantastic. Although this kid clearly has no huge love for pokemon. I dont care that he didn't know who it was, I didn't. But thinking it was a pokemon! That's crazy