Today, I woke up and decided that I no longer give a fuck what I look like. Today is also the day a very attractive exchange student joined my private band lessons. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after months of looking forward to my new fencing lessons and speculating endlessly about the people who might be in my class, I went to my first lesson. I was the only one who showed up. FML
Today, I found out that the very good-looking woman who sings for one of my favorite bands is actually a guy. FML
Today, I got up the courage to go to my very first voice lesson. I thought I did alright, but at the end my teacher told me, "Now don't worry about grades in this class, I grade on effort, not on talent." FML
Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML
Today, I started my new job as a teacher. Worried about how I looked, I asked a coworker if I looked okay. She said, "You look fine. Just like a normal high school kid." I spent the next half hour convincing her that I was not a student, but a teacher. FML
Today, I was chatting with the cute new receptionist at the gym. I told her that I would be going there more if she was there. She looked me up and down and said that I should go regardless. FML
Today, I dolled myself up and hit the campus gym, hoping to leave with a cute boy's number. I left in a stretcher. FML
Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML
Today, I was singing in my dorm. When I left a little later, a cute guy came up to me and asked if I was the girl who'd been singing. I proudly said yes. He replied, "Good thing you finally shut the fuck up!" and walked away. FML
Today, for the first time, a good looking guy was in my yoga class. Today also marked the first time I farted during yoga class. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
TheMaster15 10
Wow, great timing, man.
Calen5556 0
Let's hope you have an amazing personality
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (141)
McDonaldsworker 4
That's the spirt hide nothing from the world! Be yourself!
melbournearsenal 18
Spirit*
McDonaldsworker 4
Thanx man, I thought my spelling of it looked weird. Arrghh damn you auto correct I knew I spilt it right!
McDonaldsworker 4
Omg f-ing auto correct, I meant spelled.
evilteddybear 0
Not so shure u wana hear what i have to say •_•
alexroa50 0
You can deactivate it anytime
NoobCommenter96 0
Hope you two build up a great relationship then : )
perdix 31
You'd be surprised how well that could turn out! If you got to the point where you gave up on caring how you looked, it means your efforts weren't working. Sometimes, doing the "opposite" yields great results ;) Ask George Costanza.
moop256 10
Yes but George's life has been nothing but sadness and baldness...
perdix 31
Not exactly, did you see what happened when he did "The Opposite?" He nailed Victoria and got his dream job with the Yankees. "If every instinct you've had is wrong, doing the opposite must be right."
birdfreak 24
That's good! Show him your natural beauty ;)
chelseaaa92 7
Ehh.. Maybe it's okay. Just start caring again! You never know when you could meet someone;)
baygirl564 9
So u have to wear make-up for someone to like you...?
chelseaaa92 7
Noooo
flockz 20
maybe play him a nice tune and he'll have sax with you.
upyourzlolz 11
Are you sure you she can blow the flute right?
RabidBunny 10
The problem in my life is that I don't care what I look like, everybody else does, and it's annoying. It's all about being a good person. A pretty face won't do you any good if you are a rotten person. It may be overused but just be yourself.
A7x4REVer 3
Finally someone who understands
patzz12 0
Like everyone else said.... Great timing
b0ngs 7
It's not like OP knew there would be a good looking exchange student.
MissFits_fml 6
Let's just hope you could pull off that just-out-of-bed look sexily... Just brush your hands through your hair a little bit, plus a charming personality at that. ;) Then you're good to go!
Clamcreepy 7
Dress for success and you always want to make a good first impression so if you went to your band lessons looking like the ugly stick hit you then your really not impressing or striving for success...but hey you didn't know your were getting a hot exchange student as today's guest so it's not your fault