Today, I woke up and decided that I no longer give a fuck what I look like. Today is also the day a very attractive exchange student joined my private band lessons. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, after months of looking forward to my new fencing lessons and speculating endlessly about the people who might be in my class, I went to my first lesson. I was the only one who showed up. FML
Today, I found out that the very good-looking woman who sings for one of my favorite bands is actually a guy. FML
Today, I got up the courage to go to my very first voice lesson. I thought I did alright, but at the end my teacher told me, "Now don't worry about grades in this class, I grade on effort, not on talent." FML
Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML
Today, I started my new job as a teacher. Worried about how I looked, I asked a coworker if I looked okay. She said, "You look fine. Just like a normal high school kid." I spent the next half hour convincing her that I was not a student, but a teacher. FML
Today, I was chatting with the cute new receptionist at the gym. I told her that I would be going there more if she was there. She looked me up and down and said that I should go regardless. FML
Today, I dolled myself up and hit the campus gym, hoping to leave with a cute boy's number. I left in a stretcher. FML
Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML
Today, I was singing in my dorm. When I left a little later, a cute guy came up to me and asked if I was the girl who'd been singing. I proudly said yes. He replied, "Good thing you finally shut the fuck up!" and walked away. FML
Today, for the first time, a good looking guy was in my yoga class. Today also marked the first time I farted during yoga class. FML
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Top comments
TheMaster15 10
Wow, great timing, man.
Calen5556 0
Let's hope you have an amazing personality
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Comments (141)
sincerelyjay 13
First impressions are everlasting.
Sonalis 9
OP, I hate to burst your bubble, but if you care what this person thinks of you, then you still give a **** about your appearance
Dishwad 0
So? They aren't gonna be here forever, so you really know them for that long
newburton13 26
So what? If someone can't like you for the real you, then **** em.
Steffi 26
So you do give a ****?
lululatenight 28
Almost every single day I decide not to give a **** anymore, but being young, I always go back to caring about my appearance and social standing :'-( what is wrong with teens these days? Is our society so messed up that a girl who isn't even in high school yet feels the need to be attractive to boys? Why is it that the universal idea of a pretty girl is a blonde? And why is it that gingers supposedly have no souls? I hope I have a soul, but if I don't, it might explain why boys don't like me. Thank you society for ruining me!
hatemyluck 15
We all have those days.
nhi1221 9
People really need to shut the f*ck up. Stop hating on bunch of states. You guys are naming every thing bad about them.