Today, as a customer was trying on some outfits, I looked over...

By Yapanesedidwhat - 16/11/2009 07:00 - Canada

Today, as a customer was trying on some outfits, I looked over at her husband for his opinion. The response I got? Him licking his lips. Just then his wife looked up to see me gawking at him in shock. She yelled at me to close my legs and stop checking out her man. FML

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All the employees in our store have to 'shop' with our customers. That includes showing them different styles, starting up fitting rooms for them AND offering our opinions WHEN asked to by customers. She tried on an out fit and she asked her husband AND me (since you know.. I do 'work' in a CLOTHING STORE)..for our opinions. Since her husband didn't say anything.. I looked over to see why he was so quiet. Instead of paying attention to his wife.. he was too busy eyeing me like a creep while licking his lips. It doesn't take a genious to figure out what his d--k head was thinking. And what was I doing "IN" the fitting room.. uh have you never seen people WORKING by the fitting rooms? Ever stop to think she came OUT of the fitting room to show her outfit?....jjeeeeezzz people....

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By DarkKnyte | 0

#674351 - Monday 16 November 2009 16:39

Customer's husband wants the OP, is very obvious about it. When customer sees look on OP's face, she gets offended & blames OP for the awkwardness.

Customer is blind to both OP's discomfort & her cheating husband.

By Jewelofagal | 2

#674354 - Monday 16 November 2009 16:43

The husband and wife deserve each other -- he's disgusting and she's delusional.

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By Neutie | 0

#674326 - Monday 16 November 2009 16:26

I don't get it...

v1kt4r | 13

#674368 - Monday 16 November 2009 16:51

Im thinking the husband licking his lips was his opinion about what his wife looked like in the clothes
I say we write this off to right place, wrong time and maybe the husband need to buff up his vocabulary on how else to express his opinion

The_Pleb | 0

#674496 - Monday 16 November 2009 18:27

Help for females ---------- Keep your mouth shut and your legs open.

Dont thank me for the advice

myfriend_youfail | 3

#674605 - Monday 16 November 2009 20:19

But...but...if my mouth stays shut, then how can I possibly service your wonderful cawk with my delectable lips, oh mighty one?

*lieks to be joking with teh trolls*

Reyo | 2

#674634 - Monday 16 November 2009 20:31

Think nothing of it. She'll get hers when she finds out her "man" has been plowing the pizza delivery girl for the last 6 months.

The_Pleb | 0

#674659 - Monday 16 November 2009 20:46

The expression of saying keep your mouth shut meens "for one to not talk"

And therefore she can service all she likes.

Im glad I helped, but there is no need to call me the mighty one, god will do.

Any other questions?

I would love to help out all you lesser beings.

Thankyou for your time.

musicman123 | 0

#674740 - Monday 16 November 2009 21:44

the_pleb just fucking owned you guys haha. and to OP its your fault for being a whore.

The_Pleb | 0

#675015 - Tuesday 17 November 2009 1:16

Speak sense or dont speak at all.

Now go to bed.

WIN +2

happyhak | 5

#975150 - Tuesday 6 April 2010 15:10

Damn you, mercy! Now I'm hungry! MUST HAVE COOKIES!

By Charlina | 0

#674331 - Monday 16 November 2009 16:28

me neither...

chelzy | 0

#1039649 - Tuesday 22 June 2010 22:11

it's.... a lesbian thing. sexy pussy licking.

chelzy | 0

#1206465 - Sunday 8 August 2010 4:56

damn... most of my coments like this are moderated in three days...

BAMitsnikki | 8

#3862191 - Tuesday 10 January 2012 20:57

^^ I wonder why. ;D

By Jimboom | 11

#674347 - Monday 16 November 2009 16:34

I guess neither did she in this case. ;)

Dr_Jalepenos | 0

#3021313 - Tuesday 2 August 2011 10:30

^FullMetal Alchemist! finished it two days ago hecka depressing ending. cant gather the energy to watch brotherhood

By DarkKnyte | 0

#674351 - Monday 16 November 2009 16:39

Yapanesedidwhat | 0

#675712 - Tuesday 17 November 2009 10:55

thank you for being one of the only few to understand something so SIMPLE.

sanddollar88 | 0

#2634625 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 4:21

whats OP mean?

katcot99 | 11

#4202198 - Friday 23 March 2012 0:05

Original poster

By Jewelofagal | 2

#674354 - Monday 16 November 2009 16:43

The husband and wife deserve each other -- he's disgusting and she's delusional.

By Rayn4u_fml | 0

#674361 - Monday 16 November 2009 16:46

Why close her legs if her mouth was wide open?

By myfriend_youfail | 3

#674396 - Monday 16 November 2009 17:04

Yikes. What an insecure bint. Is she THAT afraid of other women checking him out because maybe he'd find someone better and leave her ass? Maybe that's why he leers at women he isn't married to...his insecure, jealous bitch of a wife is so controlling, he can no longer stand to look at her.
You should have just told the cow, "Maybe you should tell your darling husband to stop fantasizing about me and licking his lips, then. I was only checking out the big purple tongue protruding from his mouth because I'd never seen anything SO DISGUSTING. I just had to stare at all the ropey saliva dribbling down his double chin."