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Today, as a customer was trying on some outfits, I looked over at her husband for his opinion. The response I got? Him licking his lips. Just then his wife looked up to see me gawking at him in shock. She yelled at me to close my legs and stop checking out her man. FML

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All the employees in our store have to 'shop' with our customers. That includes showing them different styles, starting up fitting rooms for them AND offering our opinions WHEN asked to by customers. She tried on an out fit and she asked her husband AND me (since you know.. I do 'work' in a CLOTHING STORE)..for our opinions. Since her husband didn't say anything.. I looked over to see why he was so quiet. Instead of paying attention to his wife.. he was too busy eyeing me like a creep while licking his lips. It doesn't take a genious to figure out what his d--k head was thinking. And what was I doing "IN" the fitting room.. uh have you never seen people WORKING by the fitting rooms? Ever stop to think she came OUT of the fitting room to show her outfit?....jjeeeeezzz people....
By Yapanesedidwhat - / Monday 16 November 2009 07:00 / Canada
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By  DarkKnyte  |  0

Customer's husband wants the OP, is very obvious about it. When customer sees look on OP's face, she gets offended & blames OP for the awkwardness. Customer is blind to both OP's discomfort & her cheating husband.

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By  Neutie  |  0

I don't get it...

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  v1kt4r  |  12

Im thinking the husband licking his lips was his opinion about what his wife looked like in the clothes I say we write this off to right place, wrong time and maybe the husband need to buff up his vocabulary on how else to express his opinion

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  myfriend_youfail  |  3

But...but...if my mouth stays shut, then how can I possibly service your wonderful cawk with my delectable lips, oh mighty one? *lieks to be joking with teh trolls*

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  The_Pleb  |  0

The expression of saying keep your mouth shut meens "for one to not talk" And therefore she can service all she likes. Im glad I helped, but there is no need to call me the mighty one, god will do. Any other questions? I would love to help out all you lesser beings. Thankyou for your time.

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By  DarkKnyte  |  0

Customer's husband wants the OP, is very obvious about it. When customer sees look on OP's face, she gets offended & blames OP for the awkwardness. Customer is blind to both OP's discomfort & her cheating husband.

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By  myfriend_youfail  |  3

Yikes. What an insecure bint. Is she THAT afraid of other women checking him out because maybe he'd find someone better and leave her ass? Maybe that's why he leers at women he isn't married to...his insecure, jealous bitch of a wife is so controlling, he can no longer stand to look at her. You should have just told the cow, "Maybe you should tell your darling husband to stop fantasizing about me and licking his lips, then. I was only checking out the big purple tongue protruding from his mouth because I'd never seen anything SO DISGUSTING. I just had to stare at all the ropey saliva dribbling down his double chin."

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