Today, I witnessed some greasy twat trying to chat a girl up by negging her, which is basically insulting a woman to lower her self-esteem so she's more likely to put out. "Goddamn negger", I muttered. "The fuck did you just say?!" yelled a black guy standing beside me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my coworker and I were swamped with coffee orders. I told him I would "take care of the blacks", and a customer who only heard that sentence screamed at me for several minutes about racism. FML
Today, I heard a man call a girl a r*tard. Furious, I stormed up to him and demanded he apologize for using such a vile slur. The girl started laughing her ass off and said, "Mind your own business, r*tard." FML
Today, desperate to meet a guy, I went clubbing. The only guy to show any interest opened with, "You're hot, for a black chick!" FML
Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML
Today, I was refilling some guy's iced tea at bandana's, and the uppity jerk had the gall to ask me if I ever kissed a girl considering how fat I am, how high my voice is, and how little money I make. FML
Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML
Today, at the supermarket, a guy started yelling at me for staring at his "woman." She frankly looked like someone had carved Mick Jagger's face into a turd. When I told him I have better things to do than ogle random women, he started harassing me for being "a queer." FML
Today, I went out to a club, hoping to score. I'd read about a trick pickup artists use called "negging" and decided to try it out. As I finished complimenting a girl for being brave enough to have not made much of an effort with her makeup, she slammed her knee between my legs. FML
Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML
Today, a customer called me "chink eyes", "dog eater", "bloody Chinese communist" and "ching chong." I'm black. FML
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Nescology 11
Awww hopefully he understood when you explained it to him OP :)
danthehuman 29
Always look up, down, left, right, behind you, behind that suspicious potted plant, and under your bed before saying any word that is similar in sounding to the "N" word.
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Comments (90)
trellz17 19
That black guy was me! I really didn't hear what you said.
iluvpeanutbutter 22
'Negging' and 'negger' are not new terms; negging is a pickup technique (No idea why it works- low self-esteem, maybe? I've had it tried on me, and found it really rude!) where you give backhanded compliments, or point out something negative about the person you're picking up.
lulinator 40
Totally works for Tank in the movie My Best Friend's Girl!
GentlemanBastard 15
Oh, negging as in negative. I get it. I still think it's a stupid phrase. I definitely laughed at this scenario, though.
nhtx_ 4
Lmfao oh lord! In the south, those two words DEFINITELY sound the same. Made my night though.
Dgarcia2014 13
For some reason I think OP is English or something similar. "Negger" just sounds like it to me personally. Maybe that's just because I've never heard the term.
Dcm210 19
And some nasty women like guys like that, it's a shame.
martin8337 36
Did he kick your ass? This needs a follow-up.
Ihavegas 22
stan marsh south park
SwagBasket 10
You deserve it
little_one 20
IT'S NAGGING!!! Sorry but that was really bothering me.