Today, I went with my friend door-to-door selling chocolates. We went to the first house, and the guy decided to buy a chocolate from each of us. He didn't have change and neither did we, so he just took the chocolates and slammed the door in our face. FML
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Today, a group of Girl Scouts came to my door selling chocolate bars. I bought two bars and smiled as they left, thinking I'd done a good deed. When the door closed, I heard one of the girls say, "Told you, the fat bitches always wanna buy from us." FML
Today, I ate a chocolate bar before getting my morning coffee. While waiting for it, a good looking guy started talking to me, then suddenly lost interest. Afterwards, I saw the chocolate on my face in my car mirror. FML
Today, I went to a corner store to restock my chocolate stash. A guy from work walked in to see me and the cashier arguing about the amount of candy I was trying to buy with a jar of pennies. He took one look at me and said, "That time of the month, eh?" FML
Today, my husband had a temper tantrum because I wouldn't get him a chocolate bar at the store register. FML
Today, I brought a huge chocolate bar to work, left it in the break room, and came back to find it gone. Later, I saw a coworker with chocolate all over his face and fingers. I asked him if he took it, and he said, in almost offended tone, “What? No, that’s mine.” FML
Today, while at my job in a candy store, a boy stuck his hand into the bin, contaminating the candy. As I politely explained that the dad had to purchase the affected candy he refused, yelled, then angrily agreed to buy them. The total cost of the candy with the extra pieces? $1.69. FML
Today, I work at a general store and a customer came in trying to bargain a set price of an item. The item? A 50 cent candy bar. He wanted it for 34 cents. This is not the first time he's done this. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML
Today, I threw an event with my colleague that completely flopped. At the end, my colleague invited the few people who showed up to take as much candy as they wanted from the gift bags I paid for and assembled myself. My colleague contributed neither the money, nor the effort to put them together. FML
Today, a door-to-door salesman came to my apartment. I was too lazy to change from my teddy bear print pajamas, fuzzy socks and pink slippers when opening the door to him. He took one look at me and asked, "Hello darling, are your mommy and daddy home?" I'm 22 and live here on my own. FML
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that1guyyy 12
Did you say...chocolate? CHOCOLaAATE!!!!
x_KL_x 7
Kick his door in and take his wallet. They teach you that stuff in girl scouts right??
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Comments (123)
BenignSociopath 10
It was your first house. Chalk it up as a lesson learned and gry to be more prepared next time.
BenignSociopath 10
try*
iiTsAJ 5
CHOOOOOOCOLAAAAAAAATE!!!!!!
tmoneysly 7
Haha don't mess with a stoner and his chocolate
bubo_fml 11
Leave an additional 'fudge roll' on his door step...
IdaE 17
Your profile picture is kinda scary......
THE_A_TEEN 28
I may be the uptenth person to post this, but: CHOOOCOLATE!!!!!!! CHOOOOCOOOLATE!!!!!!!!!! CCCHHHHOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCOOOOOOOOLLLLLLAAAAAATTTTTTTEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mightymart 5
Stfu please.. No really
THE_A_TEEN 28
One person will not make a difference, brah. Nice try though...
RussianFox 13
Take the hint. We don't need any more idiots on FML.
KickItHigh 32
I guess I'm not the only person who thought about that one chocolate episode on Spongebob :)
Heather645 5
You should have brought change, or you should've been smarter bout how you kept the candy bars. xD
pablopoo 7
What are you 10?
mightymart 5
Shut up idiot, wtf difference does it make how old he/she is ?! And even if she is 10, so what??? And btw youre the one looking like a preschooler with dumb immature comments like that.. Gee people these days
Enslaved 38
Ugh! I hate solicitor that come to my door. Just do what everyone else does, give the chocolate to your folks to sell at their jobs. Co-workers love helping out! (:
mightymart 5
Uuh thats theft, even though it's only chocolate, it's just the same.. Plus you know where he lives, you should have called the cops...
xStaciexLynnx 15
That's a little extreme... "Yeah officer, he stole from us!!!" "and what did he steal?" "2 entire chocolate bars!!!!!!" "..."
iwadasn 33
Or the OP could be a mature adult, get change like s/he should have done in the first place, and go back to the person's door and get the money. If they can't handle that, then they shouldn't be soliciting door-to-door.
mightymart 5
Oh right, cause stealing chocolate from kids is mature.. They could be 11 for all we know, theyre selling chocolate Door to Door, dumbass!! And no it's not "extrême", theft is theft, and it's the principle that's involved, not the value of the item.. I think it could be a pretty good thing for the officers to have a lil chat with the asshole, maybe just to have him realize how pathetic his behavior is
meanmachine888 0
I would have the next day Egg his house.