hatelife
United States
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ihateumicheal
United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Toooldforthisshit
New London, United States
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
I Know How to Pick'em
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Beaverton, Canada
Breaking news
Today, as I had a chat with my boyfriend and a couple of his friends, one of them had brought up my boyfriend's son and his other child who was due any day now. The conversation would have went well, had I known that he had a son and a pregnant girlfriend. FML
iamnotfat
United States
Surprise
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Wellthissucks
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
work -_-
Mitcham, United Kingdom
It's catching
Today, I was feeling really sick at work. I messaged my boss whether his girlfriend, who also works there, could cover me. He then came down, shouting at me that whatever illness I have, I've also passed on to his girlfriend. I'm pregnant. FML
Cereal_mistress
Sonoma, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the doctor's for an ultrasound, as I'm 7 months pregnant. Then he went home and took his wife out to dinner for her birthday. FML
ashily24
Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn't come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor's office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML
Flabbergasted
United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has been having an affair with another woman. He works with me and the woman also works in the same company. She is also married and is now 6 months pregnant. They are throwing a baby shower for her on Monday. FML
Alisha Marie
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Emotional
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Top comments
DrewsFML 8
hey consider yourself lucky at least the condom broke with his other girlfriend
mruizk9 7
dam that's sucks! that's some Jerry springer shit right there!
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Comments (270)
whyXD 13
what kind of job is it? making babies?
BustaCapInYoAss 5
WELL BALLS TO YOU!
iluvvyouu 0
wow I'm sorry that sucks.!
jessluvezsam 0
aw! omg!! that totally sucks!! sorry to hear that, homegirl! u def need a new man!
EatnBeef 7
there's an explanation in there.....somewhere.
ashlinnmarie 0
let's hope you like surprises?
mikropdeluxe 5
wow... i would have ruined this "happy family" shit with telling her what kind of real big asshole's baby she's pregnant with. this sucks so much...
SarafinaBella 0
I agree with #21. He'd get handed that ass.
LizzJizz 16
Damn, he blows dogs for quarters >=O
mea_iloveskiing 26
at least you're not the one who is pregnant! :)