Work: Today, I went to use the porta potty at the construction site...

By Anonymous - 24/09/2014 13:58 - United States

Today, I went to use the porta potty at the construction site I work at and found two homeless people having sex in it. I almost got fired, because my advisor blamed me. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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By Embarrassed ass. - 23/10/2015 04:05 - United States - Oregon City

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2017 12:00

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2012 17:39 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I walked into the restroom at work, only to find my boss stroking and playing with himself. I have my annual performance assessment with him in an hour. FML

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By Dhagiik - 24/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Oak Park

Today, I walked into the bathroom at work, and in the stall next to me I could hear someone pleasuring himself. I decided to let my boss know what was going on, but it turns out that it was my boss in the stall next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2018 01:30

Today, at work, someone shat outside the bathroom door. Not outside the stall, but in the actual hallway. Guess who got fired for refusing to clean it up! I’m a cashier at a tool supply company and the only female employee. Four dudes refused before I did. FML

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Industrial logs

By wow - 19/02/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML

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alex_the_tiger 14

Wednesday 24 September 2014 18:40

And how could that possibly be your fault?

FrostHeart 36

Wednesday 24 September 2014 18:40

You know you have a smart boss when he blames you for 2 strangers having sex

Comments

gurbism 16

Wednesday 24 September 2014 19:51

Did anyone else picture the bum sex scene from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?

orbit 22

Wednesday 24 September 2014 20:26

I was thinking dirty mike and the boys from the other guys

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 24 September 2014 20:02

Blamed you for giving two homeless people for giving seven minutes in heaven? Really? Real question is why was the door unlocked

INDYSTRUCTABLE 43

Wednesday 24 September 2014 20:33

maybe because you don't have a prius

KingOfTheLosers 7

Thursday 25 September 2014 11:14

brand new prius!

superspooky 13

Wednesday 24 September 2014 21:01

Lol how is homeless people doing the super nasty in a Porta potty your fault? That's a stinky situation indeed.

fuckercakes 21

Wednesday 24 September 2014 21:28

How does one get blamed for that.

LostInTheZone11 29

Wednesday 24 September 2014 21:33

If your boss thinks it's your fault for that, I would not want him around big machinery being that stupid.

Goblin182 26

Wednesday 24 September 2014 21:34

Well, wasn't your day on porta potty patrol?

thepelvicwoo 8

Wednesday 24 September 2014 22:16

Sex in a portapotty? Sounds sanitary.

TNSky 8

Wednesday 24 September 2014 22:36

actually they were in a fight over who would pee first

aantthhoonyy 6

Wednesday 24 September 2014 23:02

Anyone else thinking that maybe OP is not a construction worker and is actually a security guard at the Construction site thus the reason for his boss being mad at him?