Work: Today, I went to use the porta potty at the construction site...

By Anonymous - 24/09/2014 13:58 - United States

Today, I went to use the porta potty at the construction site I work at and found two homeless people having sex in it. I almost got fired, because my advisor blamed me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2018 01:30

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By wow - 19/02/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML

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alex_the_tiger 14

Wednesday 24 September 2014 18:40

And how could that possibly be your fault?

FrostHeart 36

Wednesday 24 September 2014 18:40

You know you have a smart boss when he blames you for 2 strangers having sex

Comments

aishia 5

Thursday 25 September 2014 5:59

did u follow your dick.... o_O

Witchylady 17

Thursday 25 September 2014 6:15

Why on earth would you get blamed. Your boss is an idiot!!!

bishop2563 8

Thursday 25 September 2014 6:28

please tell me it was at least hetero...

Mooglefox 23

Thursday 25 September 2014 7:08

Did you invite the people to have sex in there?

sdroze1389 31

Thursday 25 September 2014 7:09

I've herd of bum fights but bum **** is a new low even for our society

telli164 30

Thursday 25 September 2014 8:52

Struggling to see how this could possibly be your fault

SmoothPancakes 10

Thursday 25 September 2014 10:07

Sounds like your advisor is a ******* idiot. Naturally, it seems like only ******* idiots end up in those positions.

dipshitpoopyhead 7

Thursday 25 September 2014 10:43

dirty Mike and the boys couldn't find another prius

KingOfTheLosers 7

Thursday 25 September 2014 11:18

dammit! you beat me to it :D

KingOfTheLosers 7

Thursday 25 September 2014 11:11

dirty mike and the boys could not find a police car...

tony1891 22

Thursday 25 September 2014 21:08

try saying piss poor porta potty placement 3 times in a row.

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