Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was at the gym and saw an old friend. I have put on a lot of muscle in the past few months, and she said to me "Wow, you've really gotten big." Just by habit I said "You too." Turns out she's gained 45 lbs since I'd last seen her. Oops. FML
Today, I was at the store when I ran into an old friend from high school. He didn't recognize me at first, but when I told him who I was, he instantly shouted "Oh! Yeah! The fat chick from Mr. H's class!" FML
Today, I went to a high school reunion. An old friend I hadn't seen in a while suddenly came up to me and gasped, "Oh, thank God!" I was about to greet her and catch up when she added, "I'm not the only one who gained weight!" FML
Today, I saw my friend's ex and noticed she had gained a ton of weight since he dated her and had been dating someone else. It reminded me of my friend, so I messaged him and made a joke about her being unrecognizable. He informed me that they started seeing each other again last week. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I got a Facebook message from a guy from my old school. I didn’t remember him, but I replied anyway. When I checked my phone after work, I had 73 new messages that went from, “How have you been?” to, “Fuck you ugly cockteasing whore,” and ended with, “You better hope I don’t catch you!” FML
Today, I ran into an old friend at the grocery store and told them, "Let’s catch up soon!" We then ran into each other in every single aisle. It got awkwarder and awkwarder, and by the fifth time I was pretty sure neither of us wanted to see the other ever again. FML
Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML
Today, I found an old friend of mine on Facebook. After adding her, I suggested friends for her. She ended up adding every single one I added, but not me. I later saw her ask one of those friends who the hell I was and how I knew all of them. We used to eat lunch together everyday. FML
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perdix 31
Hm. He's taking pictures of your ass? Did you know this about your old friend or is this a new development? Maybe your comment on his FB should be "Look who got eveñ gayer!"
Anteezy 7
Well you probably did get fatter didn't you.
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Comments (73)
skyeyez9 25
Were you mean to him back in hs? Or was he a bully? I don't see how an old childhood friend could do that.
Raikougal 0
Time to hit the remove button.
Leelee 0
Ahhh, dat is echt k*t!
Stupidpeopleanno 5
#18 What is echt k*t?
LoveMySoldier82 0
German?
Doortje 30
Dutch. He/she said "that sucks".
Leelee 0
That's right, thanks for the translation doortje! :)
Skidmorelol 0
He is a prickkk
Mehness 0
I likkke extrrra letteeers tttoo.
zanguard 0
You can't teach an old dog new tricks, or in this case teach an old friend to stop being an asswipe.
pedroiaman15 0
shouldve dropped a lumpy shit right on his face! (:
DropTheDaggerxx 31
Oh, yes. The solution to everything.
spanelli 16
Of course it is!
Forlorn420 9
next time keep your eyes on him at all times. all times lol
zenti 2
I hope that the people on his page will realize that he's a jerk for making fun of appearances like that.
torio123 27
I bet they won't. because everone's a jerk these days...
kiwi00 0
Survival of the fittest.
mlee126 0
Today, I was talking to this really fat bitch who I used to go to school with. She was annoying the crap out of me and when she left I took a picture of her fat ass to show my friends on Facebook. She saw it. FML (:
Doortje 30
OP is male, hence you fail.