Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I...

By insultedguy - 03/01/2011 17:28 - Netherlands

Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML

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By Tuffgunsmoke - 04/02/2010 07:22 - France

Today, I was at the gym and saw an old friend. I have put on a lot of muscle in the past few months, and she said to me "Wow, you've really gotten big." Just by habit I said "You too." Turns out she's gained 45 lbs since I'd last seen her. Oops. FML

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By unluckymiss - 24/01/2010 06:03 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I ran into an old friend from high school. He didn't recognize me at first, but when I told him who I was, he instantly shouted "Oh! Yeah! The fat chick from Mr. H's class!" FML

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By elizio - 04/08/2015 11:59 - United States - Trenton

Today, I went to a high school reunion. An old friend I hadn't seen in a while suddenly came up to me and gasped, "Oh, thank God!" I was about to greet her and catch up when she added, "I'm not the only one who gained weight!" FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2020 02:01

Today, I saw my friend's ex and noticed she had gained a ton of weight since he dated her and had been dating someone else. It reminded me of my friend, so I messaged him and made a joke about her being unrecognizable. He informed me that they started seeing each other again last week. FML

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By blackrose - 08/08/2021 02:01

Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML

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By wtf bro?! - 07/05/2019 12:00

Today, I got a Facebook message from a guy from my old school. I didn’t remember him, but I replied anyway. When I checked my phone after work, I had 73 new messages that went from, “How have you been?” to, “Fuck you ugly cockteasing whore,” and ended with, “You better hope I don’t catch you!” FML

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By boyishgirl - 27/02/2015 19:14 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML

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By Jaggu - 29/04/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML

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By alliobamy - 28/09/2009 04:09 - United States

Today, I found an old friend of mine on Facebook. After adding her, I suggested friends for her. She ended up adding every single one I added, but not me. I later saw her ask one of those friends who the hell I was and how I knew all of them. We used to eat lunch together everyday. FML

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By creeper-status - 05/05/2016 17:37 - United States - Irvine

Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML

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Monday 3 January 2011 23:45

Hm. He's taking pictures of your ass? Did you know this about your old friend or is this a new development? Maybe your comment on his FB should be "Look who got eveñ gayer!"

Anteezy 7

Monday 3 January 2011 23:13

Well you probably did get fatter didn't you.

Comments

basketball03 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 9:19

wut a jerk...i like how fb some how makes ppl grow balls

AraceliM 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 9:27

comment on it. lol that'll show him. :p

Maravilla4 1

Wednesday 5 January 2011 17:51

Hahahhah, that's what u get fatty hit the gym

Keus_fml 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 19:49

you ppl know this a guy right? it even says at that the top "insultedGUY" read ppl

Its_Pedro 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 6:56

lmao i jus read this nd laughed right away, suks 4 u wat a douchebag

ThinmintG 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 7:01

Dude, thats so messed

kingdomhearts3 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 7:00

What a ******* ****...If i was your friend IRL I would beat the shit outta this bitch for ya : / Don't take it to heart man...He most likely did this because he has self-esteem issues...Instead of him trying to work on them, he just degrades everyone around him to make himself feel better...