Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy the Plan B pill. The pharmacist recognized me and said, "Really? Again?" FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Today, while waiting in line to get my medication, a man who just got his prescription looked me up and down and said "Penis pills, right? Ya look like the type." Then he walked out as a couple of other guys in line started snickering. FML
Today, I went to my regular pharmacist of three months, and since I've always seen him on a crutch, I asked him how his leg was. His response, "Still missing". FML
Who is you?
Today, I went to my local pharmacy. Walking in, the security guard rudely asked me what I was going to buy. I brushed him off and walked in. I was paying and told the cashier what happened. She said, "Sorry, we get a lot of hobos, they tend to steal." FML
Entitled
Today, where I work at a pharmacy, we were short staffed and running 4 hours behind. A lady came to drop off a new prescription. When I explained to her the wait time, she called the patient. I heard, "No, they don't look busy." Like, really? FML
Office embarrassment
Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML
Where am I?
Today, I went to the pharmacy to pick up a prescription and waited in line for fifteen minutes. When I got to the counter, the pharmacist couldn't find my name anywhere. I checked my phone and realized I'd gone to the wrong branch. FML
Who am I?
Today, I went to a grocery store after work, exhausted. I nodded politely at a woman who smiled at me repeatedly. I realized at checkout she thought I was someone she knew. I nodded through a full conversation without knowing who I was pretending to be. FML
Go forth and NOT multiply
Today, my dad handed me my refilled birth control prescription. I thanked him, and he replied, "Well, God forbid you run out and reproduce." FML
Today, I walked into Jamba Juice like I do every day. I decided to order something different than I usually do, and was flattered when the cashier recognized me. Then he switched places with another employee, and from the back room I heard, "Hey, ugly's back again." FML
Today, I was that person in the pharmacy that held the line up for 25 minutes. When I got home, I realized I left my prescriptions in the shopping cart in the store's parking lot. FML
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twistedspeaker 0
Plan B is irresponsible. It is an emergency pill. If taken to often or too much it can have sever impacts on a woman's body and how she can reproduce. I believe that the pharmacist was in the clear. If you came in that soon after already having bought it once before that is a very immature decision to be making. If you're having sex that often you should be on a more effective and safer form of birth control instead of the Oh Shit Pill. #6 - You're not too bright if you're condoning taking the pill as often as need be considering the side effects there are from taking the pill too often. It's not advised to be pumping your body full of those hormones often. They can severely disrupt a woman's menstrual cycle or even cause damage down there (from what I've been told anyways from an MD). But whatever....to each their own. *shrug*
theanonimouse 0
Plan B is not supposed to be used as regular birth control... It's not as effective and seems more "irresponsible," so why not just get an Rx for the pill? Super simple.
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laurabelle 0
I agree with 39
cradle6 13
Umm not really. I mean it's called Plan B. It's self evident that OP was not thinking ahead.
cradle6 13
Umm not really. I mean it's called Plan B. It's self evident that OP was not thinking ahead.
bsgirls 0
what does that mean?
EmElle88 9
It depends what time frame the OP is talking about. It could be months. Or, she had sex with the pharmacist and needed the morning after pill then, so now the pharmacist is bitter.
gabie101346 0
you are a baby killer bitch
gabie101346 0
your a bitch and baby killer angel55033.
Sunshine2798 6
39- You have an AMAZING tattoo.
Dom925 1
Wait, just wait one second. Your doctor tried to give you advice and you "put her in her place?" Are you stupid or just a huge bitch? I don't care what tone your doctor used with you, get over yourself and try realizing she may actually want to help you, so listen up. I don't know what kind of BC you're refering to but this post is about plan B, so lets just think about that one for a moment. As implied by the name "plan B" it is the fallback in case something bad happens. In other words, it's the "oops I ****** up, but here's a get out free pass" pill. There's nothing wrong with using it when a mistake is made but how many of the same mistakes do you think you should be allowed to make before before someone can judge you? It sounds like there's something you're missing about being a mature adult. It's ok to make mistakes, but it's NOT ok to make the same mistake twice, let alone over and over. If you can't be mature and responsible enough to stop making the same mistakes by time you claim to be an adult, then no you're not a bad person but you're not an "adult" either, and you better believe you deserve to be judged for that. And who better than a doctor, a person educated in the well-being of a person's health, to do some of that judging, and perhaps, in this case, a pharmacist who has seen the same girl make the same mistakes multiple times. In short: Grow up, just because you're over 18 and/or married does not make you an adult.
insidejokeswithm 0
before "it?" life is a blessing, my friend.